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JimboTex


George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

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  • 48 weeks
    People Vote Too Often: Canada and Texas Edition

    Canada right now:

    And in unrelated news, early voting has begun on a bunch of local referrendums and amendments to the state Constitution here in Texas. If you live in Texas, Ballotpedia has more.

    2 comments · 81 views
  • 49 weeks
    The End Of G4 In One Meme

    I'll have more to say on the subject when I get some free time. :applecry: :fluttercry: :raritycry:

    1 comments · 120 views
  • 64 weeks
    So...

    Yeah, I haven't posted anything to this blog in a while. Work's been keeping me busy, so I haven't had as much time to devote to this site in general, much less my own writing. It doesn't help that I've been struggling with the final scene of Shimmysmut, either.

    HOWEVER! ZVARRI!

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    4 comments · 277 views
  • 80 weeks
    The Final Trailer

    Say what you will about the recent quality of the show (I know I want to say something about the S8 finale). But this trailer just... I have no words.

    AJ: "That's it, then?"

    :raritycry: :fluttercry: :applejackunsure: :pinkiesad2: :applecry:

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    5 comments · 176 views
  • 84 weeks
    Upgrade Complete!

    Hey, everyone! I'd like to officially welcome Sunset Shimmer to my *ahem* stable of pony waifu avatars. As you can probably see, she's very impressed by this "honor." :rainbowlaugh:

    5 comments · 193 views
Jan
29th
2018

*Glances Meaningfully At Progress Bar Below* · 11:49pm Jan 29th, 2018

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Comments ( 15 )

But,

When's the cl0p?[/deadmeme]

4784725
I just want that Faran box, man...

4784735
And you'll get it, eventually... :twilightsheepish:

\o/ yaay on new chapter

I would make a comment about not teasing, but it's better to be patient for this kind of thing.

4784735
You know, there are probably therapists that can help with your obsession. :trollestia:

...and maybe we should work together in heckling Jimbo to write that part faster... :trollestia: :pinkiecrazy:

D48

Well, the good news is that it sounds like we'll be getting a new chapter soon, but the bad news is that the picture you posted shows that abomination which is a very bad sign for story integrity. I really, REALLY hope that isn't foreshadowing anything in the story because if it is, it almost certainly means it is going to collapse into a mess of stupidity and force me to drop it in spite of how good what you have already published is.

4784955
Am I to assume that you're referring to Glim-Glam as the "abomination," or the Terran Marine from the Starcraft 2 trailer? :applejackunsure:

4784725
I love that meme. Here's the gif version!

i.imgur.com/YQakgwb.gif

D48

4784972
The former. It is the only one that is a picture after all.

That shouldn't be soon. It needs to be now good sir. We need more of that RariDash.

4784905

You know, there are probably therapists that can help with your obsession.

Pretty sure I'm beyond saving at this point. :eeyup:


4784955

Well, the good news is that it sounds like we'll be getting a new chapter soon, but the bad news is that the picture you posted shows that abomination which is a very bad sign for story integrity.

Wait... wut?

but the bad news is that the picture you posted shows that abomination

Did... Did you just insult my waifu?

that abomination

You son of a b#@%$£*autistic screeching intensifies/r/whiteknighting*

4785035

Seriously though, go eat a bag of dicks. :heart:

4785035
Funny. I've used a picture of her doing the "Soon" meme to announce the imminent posting of a chapter before without complaint from the audience...

And no, my use of it does not portend GL:A meeting the same fate as Winning Pony in your eyes. At least, I hope it doesn't... :twilightsheepish:

I'm curious, though: why the hate-on for Glimmy? :applejackunsure:

D48

4785128
Huh, I legitimately can't tell if you are trolling, or actually pissed off. :rainbowlaugh:

4785130
Huh, in that case I either missed the post completely, or it was hidden below the split and I didn't bother to open the post fully.

As for my opinion of her, it is really very simple. Everything to do with her from her village to her reformation and her motivation to her behavior is pants on head retarded. I really don't feel like writing up explanations, but anyone with two brain cells to rub together should be able to figure it out without any help.

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