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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Jan
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2018

The Randomizer Returns, Because F#$k the Po-Lice! · 5:05pm Jan 28th, 2018

Howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


When someone thinks Appul isn't Best Pony

Anywho, like I said last time, I got a warning on my DS3 account that if I didn't cut off the randomizer, I would get softbanned. I was bummed, as you saw. But the more I thought about it,. the less I cared. I mean, I rarely see summon signs, and I even more rarely use them. Losing online connectivity would be a drag, but not the end of the world. So I decided Damn the Man, Save the Empire*, and let's get going again! Besides, if I stay offline until the randomizer is done, and delete the character once I go back online, I might be able to avoid the banhammer.

However, I sadly deleted the last random character, so we will be starting form scratch. I guess I'll just have to stream all day then. BUT! I always say if you're gonna go, fucking go. So I decided to use the cheat engine to give me a shit ton of souls. I now have a well balanced quality build, right after Iudex Gundyr. I think this will make it more fun, as not only will I be able to use most weapons I find, but I will also have better odds against bosses, so (hopefully) less time being stuck. And before he even shows up, yes, Visidine, I know I'm a dirty, rotten cheater.


Behold, the field in which I groweth my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and see that it is barren and unfruitful.

So, click here to join the fun!


*If you get this reference, you are awesome. One of my favorite 90's movies.

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Comments ( 6 )

I dont think doing it in offline mode can prevent bannings, as you are still connected to their servers regardless and they collect your data.

Hap

Technically, that field was very productive. What you see left in the field is the stubble of all the fuck stalks that were cut down to harvest your fucks.

It looks like you gave a lot of fucks. Enough fucks for a whole army of fuckers. And you're ready to plant your fucks for next season.

You're quite the fertile fuck farmer, friend.

So I decided Damn the Man, Save the Empire*...

Empire Records? That's an odd choice for a favorite. :applejackconfused:

Damn the Man, Save the Empire

Say a prayer for me!

Behold, the field in which I groweth my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and see that it is barren and unfruitful

4783761

You're quite the fertile fuck farmer, friend.

A song for tending the fields...

(Wurtzels - Combine Harvester)
:derpytongue2:

4784049

Oh, come on! When the dude eats the weed brownie and then sees GWAR kill him?! Priceless!

Fight the power!

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