Weird Fic Idea That's Stuck in my Head. · 11:35am Jan 22nd, 2018
So I've had this...odd idea for a small fic kicking around in my head for a while, and I may end up writing it soon if it keeps up. I imagine the only people who would enjoy it would be a very particular kind of fucked up, with most everyone else either just skipping it or downvoting it into oblivion.
It would basically be a comedic parody of foalcon fics with the premise of Human in Equestria stuck foalsitting. The twist being that the main character is absolutely uninterested in (and actually quite a bit squicked out by) the advances. He remains so, because if one is in fact not a pedophile, then they are not likely to have their mind changed on the matter by clumsy seduction attempts from a child.
The thing is, it would feature all the tease and buildup and graphic sexualization of minors present in an actual foalcon fic, just without any of the actual sex. People who don't read foalcon are absolutely not going to want to read it, and the people who do are just going to encounter a giant tease and a sound bashing of their favored genre. That basically leaves an audience consisting of people who enjoy foalcon but also enjoy being mocked for it (or at least a sound roasting of the fundamental tropes), and people like me with a dark and thoroughly fucked up sense of humor deep in dead baby (sexy baby?) territory.
Eh, I've written worse. Go for it.
It sounds like it'll be a treat, no matter how it turns out. Do eeeeet
Since you shared your weird idea...
If I had to make a parody, my first idea would be to exceed what I want to mock.
I this case, I would write a story about a maniac who fucks with every foal in town and everypony knowing about it. They would even come to X guy to ask for babysitting and the foals would not oppose in the slightest. That, without describing the actual sex.
As I do that, I would press heavily on making everything look rational, while all of the absurdity should come out on its own.
Then again, the idea of a sane guy being tempted with a bunch of perverted foals is quite amusing.
I think my point is, you should do it and I would like to help. Or we could actually write two different stories together. That sounds fun to me.