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  • 46 weeks
    Dramatic Reading plz?

    So I know it's vain as hell, but i frequently go back and reread my own fics. With repeated exposure of the same text to my eyes no longer doing it for me, I crave stimulation for my ear holes. Way way back I got a couple readings of Pinkie Pie is an Eldritch Abomination and always found it weird that THAT was the one that got the attention. It's definitely a...rougher example of my work (I wrote

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  • 72 weeks
    Finally Trying My Hand at Clop. Cover Art Needed

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  • 164 weeks
    I Started a Blog! (A real one)

    So, after many years of people telling me I should do so, I've finally started a proper blog (only about 10 - 13 years late to the bandwagon). And yes, I mean an actual blog external to what you're reading on this site now. On Wordpress and everything.

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  • 179 weeks
    I guess I can say I've Written Erotica Now?

    Having grown very distressingly short on cash, I was just browsing through Upwork, looking for something that doesn't require a bunch of previously logged experience as a requirement and isn't buried in 50+ applications already. Eventually I came across this posting.

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  • 183 weeks
    Weird Fic Idea That's Stuck in my Head.

    So I've had this...odd idea for a small fic kicking around in my head for a while, and I may end up writing it soon if it keeps up. I imagine the only people who would enjoy it would be a very particular kind of fucked up, with most everyone else either just skipping it or downvoting it into oblivion.

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Jan
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Weird Fic Idea That's Stuck in my Head. · 11:35am Jan 22nd, 2018

So I've had this...odd idea for a small fic kicking around in my head for a while, and I may end up writing it soon if it keeps up. I imagine the only people who would enjoy it would be a very particular kind of fucked up, with most everyone else either just skipping it or downvoting it into oblivion.

It would basically be a comedic parody of foalcon fics with the premise of Human in Equestria stuck foalsitting. The twist being that the main character is absolutely uninterested in (and actually quite a bit squicked out by) the advances. He remains so, because if one is in fact not a pedophile, then they are not likely to have their mind changed on the matter by clumsy seduction attempts from a child.

The thing is, it would feature all the tease and buildup and graphic sexualization of minors present in an actual foalcon fic, just without any of the actual sex. People who don't read foalcon are absolutely not going to want to read it, and the people who do are just going to encounter a giant tease and a sound bashing of their favored genre. That basically leaves an audience consisting of people who enjoy foalcon but also enjoy being mocked for it (or at least a sound roasting of the fundamental tropes), and people like me with a dark and thoroughly fucked up sense of humor deep in dead baby (sexy baby?) territory.

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Comments ( 3 )

Eh, I've written worse. Go for it.

It sounds like it'll be a treat, no matter how it turns out. Do eeeeet :pinkiecrazy:

Since you shared your weird idea...

If I had to make a parody, my first idea would be to exceed what I want to mock.
I this case, I would write a story about a maniac who fucks with every foal in town and everypony knowing about it. They would even come to X guy to ask for babysitting and the foals would not oppose in the slightest. That, without describing the actual sex.

As I do that, I would press heavily on making everything look rational, while all of the absurdity should come out on its own.

Then again, the idea of a sane guy being tempted with a bunch of perverted foals is quite amusing.

I think my point is, you should do it and I would like to help. Or we could actually write two different stories together. That sounds fun to me.

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