Jan
19th
2018
Pretend that You're My Roommate *snickering* · 7:33pm Jan 19th, 2018
You walk into my room and you see me at my desk. I'm snickering fervently to the point that I haven't noticed your entry.
I'm seated at my computer and wearing my headphones, although you know I sometimes forget to remove my headphones when I'm not listening to anything.
You're not yet in a position to see what is on my screen.
What would you guess I am snickering about, and how would you approach the situation?
There are no wrong answers. I'm just curious as to what my fellows, friends, and faithful listeners would think and do.
OK
I would say songbird serenade cosplay
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*snicker* I really should see the movie. 
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I need to also i think he meant to say O K A Y
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Is there something I'm missing?
But "Okay" still would not answer the questions I posed.
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the ness meme
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Like, ArtistFire is supposed to be craning their neck?
Would it be bad if I said scare you?
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I'd probably jump, but that's not bad, no. You'd probably start laughing, too! When I get focused, my being spooked can be quite entertaining, some people say.
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Yeah to be fair I probably would start laughing
but laughter is contagious though 
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It is!
*snickers*
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Guess what else is contagious?
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Communicable pathogens?
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Yawning
so close but nope
Stuff not safe for work
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You wouldn't believe how many times I have turned the mature content filter off for a nice dark fiction, only to forget and be bombarded with items of a ludicrous sexual nature upon subsequent logins. I'll concede this: clop writers' title game on this site is on point. 
Possibly!
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*yawns without realizing* Well, what is it?
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Realization!
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Heheheheheheheheee
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I know right? The pepole on this website have dirty minds
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Agreed.
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Take it back! *yawns again*
No!
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE THE YAWN TAKES OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
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Nooo-*yawn*-oo! I feel sleepy! AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SNUGGLING?!
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But I live alone on a university campus right now.
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This is why I'm avoiding the topic of 'university' apprenticeships are so much easier to deal with
Teddy bear?
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All of mine are back home.
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OH OH OH- I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE! .... pillow?
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That may work!
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YAY!
even though this wasn't a riddle because I'm awful at riddles BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN YAYYY
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Better yet, a pony pillow.
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I have a rugby pillow I use to play with one of my brothers, it's so much fun because we end up flinging pillows to each other AND BOOM PILOWFIGHT
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I have never participated in a pillow fight.
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...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? !?!?!?!?!?!?!? No way! What?!
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Realize that I didn’t get to socialize with many non-adults outside of school.
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.... that's going to change, I'm sorry but one day I will find you for the sole purpose of having a pillow fight- NO ONE should go through life without having a pillow fight!
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...you don’t have to do that.
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But it's fun! And it's a must for everyone!!
besides pillow fights are the best ways to get revenge, like if someone steals a slice f your pepperoni pizza... BUTTERBAT I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE- AND IT'LL BE SO FLUFFY THAT YOU'LL NEED TO RETHINK YOUR WEAPON CHOICES! 
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But I have no vengeance against you.
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You don't need to
pillow fights are for fun, apart from when they're between me and my brother, then it's war BUT APART FROM THAT IT'S FOR FUN I SWEAR 
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But pillows remind me of marshmallows, and marshmallows remind me of Rarity, and she would probably say it’s uncouth.
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I should make a list of words you've made me research because I didn't understand them
ANYWHO I'll make sure you have a pillow fight, even if that means I'll need to use what my best friend calls my 'stalker skills' to figure out how to get you to pillow fight
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I don't need coercion. I'll do it if you really want me to.
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It's not coercion
if ya really don't wanna then I won't pressure it anymore but I'm telling you it's fun!
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Then I will.
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Hehe YAY!!!!
better have fun now before you're driven to insanity by 'the real world' 
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Ehh. Fun for another day. I still have one more class left today, and I just want to sleep. I am going to have a bit of homework over the weekend, too.
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Don't even get started on homework, I'm going insane from it
and hey, fair enough! I get it, school's like that and it's also really weird BUT DIFFICULT NONETHELESS 
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I spent two and a half extra hours working last night past the class period just to finish what I began in class. By that point, all the on-campus eateries were closed. Never doing that again.
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I second that decision!