Twilight slumped back on her throne in Canterlot Palace. “You know, Spike,” she said, “this isn’t really what I thought ruling Equestria would be like.”
“Oh yeah?” He glanced down at the schedule in his talons. “Your next appointment is in five minutes, by the way.”
One must remember, to a llama, spitting on somebody is explaining, so there's a 100% chance of an explanation.
You just may not like it much.
The llama might be talking to the reader or the author… and in both cases that 30% rule certainly applies
You found this image when you PM'd me and had to make a blog post about it, eh?
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It's a really good image!
And a 30% chance that a later llama will reveal most if not all of what this llama told you is a lie.
Ah, yes. This has recently become my favorite nugget of wisdom, to the point that I put it in my bio.
"Don't frontload the backstory".
I'm just happy you can differentiate between a llama and an alpaca. But apparently I should be thanking someone else...
Also a 50% chance of the llama eating your hands if its wearing a hat.
I agree. If it doesn't concern the current moment... I don't need to know about it. It'll just weigh down the fic with exposition.