IDEK WTF WE DID · 9:37am Dec 31st, 2017
So, there I was... online on Facebook, chatting with my only friend who was online. Just before she decided she wanted to leave, I asked if she wanted to play a little game called, "Make a story by continuing each other's phrases and sentences" or something like that. And you know what?
She decided to play.
'Twas a short game though. She still had to go.
Behold, the abomination story in which she decided to name, "The Bird" like it was some poem or something. Spoiler alert: It really isn't.
Me:Once upon a time
Her:There was bird
Me:Who almost died trying to
Her:Look for something to eat
Me:in the woods
Her:One day her daughter
Me:became a worm
Her:The bird was so hungry she
Me:killed her daughter
Her:Then she cried so hard
Me:she pooped
Her:Then peed
Me:The bird then began eating leaves while crying
Her:The bird also cleaned her poop and pee
Me:and didn't realize she stepped on a lizard
Her:Then the lizard died
Me:then bird cried harder and flew away
Her:And then met another bird
Me:who chirps out loud as she reeks of poop
Her:Then the other bird felt disgusted
Me:and left
Her:The end
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
At least you two had fun, that's what counts.
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Mhm. To quote Sollace's bio, "At the end of the day all that really matters is that you had fun."