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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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  • 280 weeks
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    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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  • 289 weeks
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  • 291 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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  • 291 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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  • 293 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

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Dec
27th
2017

Dismissal of Starlight's Virtue. · 7:29am Dec 27th, 2017

Part of cultivating virtue is acknowleding vice. I've praised Glimmer, let's now de-levitate her a bit.

As fans of the adult character Ms. Starlight Glimmer, we often see the heroine's image tarnished with such denigrating labels as "Mary Sue." What does that say about the appreciation of delicately-crafted, adult characters in our culture? When one who shows up in a "girls' show" is instantly shot down from Cloudsdale itself as a Mary Sue? That is no way to encourage little girls to develop female empowerment, guys.

You know, if MLP is really a kids' show meant to inspire girls (and boys) then TREAT IT as such. Let them be inspired by her character. Her determination. Her heroic willingness to change through time, as I have gone back and edited this post a few times to correct its flaws. Starlight's balanced selfishness... with concern for others mixed in. A balance of vice and virtue praising and condemnation through the river of life.

Just look at Starlight's awesome flight spell that *she invented*. Because she's inventive, at the end of the day. She's selfish, but determined, at the EOD.

Link to my blog about this where I say so much more.

And that's how she beat Shaq Starswirl.

I intend to write other character analyses. I will not focus overly on Starlight in the future. I have said all I have to say on the topic until my story is posted. Have a pleasant night (or afternoon for my few remaining Aussie followers who I haven't scared off yet with my shit... your lovely country is great in many ways)

-CBH

Comments ( 7 )

Australia? Isn't that called the land of NOPE?

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Oy! Nope!

I love Aussie culture tho. Like them, America needs some ONE, FOUR, FIVE!

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Tis jest, but yes I can see why we need more one four five with us

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Music can be meds. A doctor prescribing music in an Aussie way might seem ridiculous. What a retarded healthcare system.. but music Therapy WORKS! I've used it in my own self-reconciliation process and it's been TREMENDOUS!

So to sum up, she is a mary sue, but saying so is bad.

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Mmmm....... Yes and No?
Mary Sue: Overpowered, likes to bend things her way, generally kind of an asshole while trying not to come off as an asshole.
Not Mary Sue: She is very (dare I say it) courageous in the face of danger (even if sometimes she doesn't mean to be).
She tries her damn hardest to come up with an easy solution for things, but most of the time gets shot down because ponies still don't trust her magic. She (now anyways) is very selfless, putting herself in the line of fire in the off chance of an emergency. She's like Unicorn!Twilight, but with more social skill and megalomaniac personality.

All in all, I give Glim-Glam a solid 7/10 on the Scale of Reasonably Overpowered Ponies

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