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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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  • 281 weeks
    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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  • 290 weeks
    The Bowsette Controversy

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  • 291 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

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  • 292 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

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  • 294 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

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Dec
26th
2017

How Could Starlight Glimmer do More than the Greatest Wizard in Equestrian History? · 8:41pm Dec 26th, 2017

Time. Dedication. Effort. Mania. Absolutely anything is possible with those traits. Mary Sue? No. Dedicated diehard? Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOZZemeDSuw

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Comments ( 3 )

I notice they fixed that animation error that left an earth pony filly on one of the clouds during the race.

Starlight also was able to power her spell with possibly the most powerful artifact ever to exist, which uses the magic of Starswirl and 5 other of the most magical ponies alive at the time.

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Such care and attention to detail... but why shouldn't an earth pony be able to live in Cloudsdale? Perhaps she wears some enchanted horseshoes that enable her to walk on clouds.

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