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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Dec
26th
2017

The Type of Pony Everypony Should Know · 8:38pm Dec 26th, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKptftpIUP8
Yet more show self-awareness. More adult concepts.

How do you become popular? Not by being a celebrity like Paris Hilton or the Cardass(hat)ians. Not by screaming into people's faces. Not like mindlessly elevating yourself above others like Starlight Glimmer did (bad selfishness). Not by thoughtlessly acquiring money to become "rich." Not famous or infamous. Just vanilla popular.

How do you do that? With Grace and Sophistication. Rarity does this, in this song, for three minutes. Refinement.

And I love it. It's actually taught me. It's my anthem for being truly popular. Truly cool. Being selfish in the right context, in the right sort of way. With the right sorts of people that I want to hang out with.

Farewell my friends.

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