The Not-At-All-Long-Or-Even-That-Good Mini God Squad Hearth's Warming Special · 3:22am Dec 25th, 2017

Twilight galloped as fast as her hooves would allow her to go, eyes wide with panic as she kicked up the sand on the beach. ‘I just have to get to him… if I can…’ She followed the bend along the shoreline and saw all at once the great sandstone walls of the great Keep that sat in the middle of Bridle Bay.

“Halt!” two guards shouted at the doorway, swinging their tails to block Twilight as she neared, forcing her to skid to a stop. “Who dares approach the great Keep of-“

“I don’t have time! It’s a disaster! Hearth’s Warming Eve is in danger from some green furry mean creature that one could almost say was ‘grinchy’ in nature and I need help!”

“Guards, you are relieved.” Twilight let out a sigh of relief when the Lord of the Oceans, the Commander of Storms, and the Master of War itself, the elder god Lord Tydal, emerged from his Keep and motioned for the guards to leave him and Twilight alone. “What beat Celestia and Luna this time? An angry bush?”

“IT’s Hearth’s Warming Eve, Lord Tydal! It is under attack and only an OC can save it!”

The capricorn scoffed. “Can’t you ponies manage one disaster with out my help?”

“All the time but whenever Mr. Chaos writes a story-“ Tydal placed a hoof over Twilight’s mouth.

“My point is that I’ve done enough for Equestria and don’t even get a thank you for all I’ve done to save you ponies.” Tydal rolled his eyes. “Come on, try it. Say thank you.”

“Lord Tydal, we need to stop that green ‘grinchy’ figure-“

Tydal merely glowered.

Tydal (a glower on his face as he looks Twilight up and down)

Ok, ok,
I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's annoying!
Well, it's nice to see that ponies never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Tydal: drink it in!

I know it's a lot: the tail, the bod!
When you're staring at a war god!

(Tydal begins to dance around Twilight, who stares, bewildered)

What can I say except you're welcome?
For the tides, the waves, the sea
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary deity!

(Tydal suddenly pops up behind Twilight, startling her)

Hey!
What has two horns and stopped Discord
When you came cause he was bored?
This goat!
When the griffins got bold
Who buried them 6 feet below
Keep up Twi, take note!

(He pulls, from out of nowhere, baby pictures of the princesses)

Oh, also I raised Celestia!
You're welcome!
And taught her how to have some fun
Also I raised Luna too
You're welcome!
But I’m not to blame for Nightmare Moon!

(He tosses the photos away and continues to dance about Twilight)

So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to stay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I was trying to keep you idiots away from me!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it

(Tydal spins Twilight around and when she comes to a stop the world looks like a tribal blanket replaced the background)

Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the clouds, bloodshed, oh
Just love killin’ things till their dead!
I murdered an eel
I buried its guts
While you did nothin’, just sat on your butts!
What's the lesson
What is the take-away?
Just cuss you demand it doesn’t mean you’ll get your way!
And each every war that was done
If I was on your side you’d have won
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
So turn around and get those hooves a tippity tappin’ tappin’ tappin’

(As Twilight stares, eyes getting starry, Tydal begins to dance back to the Keep, the capricorn army popping out of the windows to sing backup)

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome

Capricorns

You’re welcome!

Tydal

For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!

Capricorns

You’re welcome!

Tydal

Well, come to think of it, you need to go!
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome

Capricorns

You’re welcome!