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  • 78 weeks
    I'm back! (And it's also my birthday or something, I guess)

    Semester's over, so that means that stories will be written at their usual pace! Whazzat? It's been actually two years since my last story? Implausible, can't be true.

    Yes, I've escaped my teenage years before my next story came out. I'm the big 20 and I can't fucking believe it, 10 years ago is still 2005! Anyway, I thought I'd hop on and make promises I for sure will not break.

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    5 comments · 104 views
  • 136 weeks
    So, uh...

    Is anyone even still here? People that came from Discord don't count :twilightsheepish:

    So hi, guys. If I come back after a while, I assume that no one cares, but I guarantee that absolutely no one cares about this guy anymore. Hell, I barely care about myself after all this time.

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    9 comments · 199 views
  • 171 weeks
    It's My Anniversary

    And I've planned shit all.

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  • 171 weeks
    R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

    Whether this is the first time you're hearing about it, or you've already caught wind of the news, the famous physicist Stephen Hawking died at 76


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    3 comments · 185 views
  • 172 weeks
    Update Blog

    Hello all. Been a while since I've done much of anything here. The last thing I did, I think, was a post about my birthday a little over two months ago. Life is nice.

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It's my Birthday! · 5:27am Dec 23rd, 2017

It's my birthday! I first rolled off the assembly line 18 years ago! Do me a favor and hand out these invites for my stellar birthday bash, will ya? And quickly -- we're gonna start any minute!

(Mission objectives update: (Paused) 02:10 Grab invitations)

(Follower grabs the invitations and goes off to deliver them.)

(Mission objectives update: (Paused) 02:10 Invite Chillbook1, Invite Crush, Invite Friends)

(Follower invites Chillbook1...)

Chillbook1: Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.

(Follower invites Crush ...)

Crush: Ooooh, sorry, I can't make it. Give RhetCon my love, though. My purely platonic love. Don't want him getting any ideas.

(Follower invites Friends ...)

Friends: Hah, Con's havin' a shindig? You know, I'd go, but... I ain't gonna.

(Mission objectives update: (Paused) 02:10 Return to party)

RhetCon: Come on back, buddy! It's time to start the party!

(Follower gets back to RhetCon.)

RhetCon: I've set up some pizza and some sparkling wigglers -- just hit that boom box and we'll get this party started!

(Mission objectives update: (Paused) 02:10 Turn on boombox)

(Follower turns on the boombox.)

RhetCon: Alright! The guests should be arriving any minute!

(Mission objectives update: Enjoy party)


Rhetcon: I'm sure everyone just got lost. This place is kind of hard to find.


RhetCon: Feel free to mingle with, um... nobody.


RhetCon: Uh -- there's, um, some pizza. If you're hungry.

(Mission objectives update: Eat pizza)

(Follower takes a slice of pizza.)

RhetCon: Heh-heh -- pizza's kinda cold. Sorry 'bout that.


RhetCon: Cough.

More Waiting...

RhetCon: Cough.

RhetCon: Cough.


RhetCon: Ha-HA!

(RhetCon picks up a party favor and tries to play it.)

RhetCon: (blowing) Oh. Right. I don't have lungs. Follower, could you blow into this thing, maybe liven the party up a bit?

(Mission objectives update: Blow into party favor)

(Follower blow's into party favor)

RhetCon: Yaaay.

Awkward silence...

RhetCon: Heh -- you enjoying the party?

I wonder if this has gotten old...

RhetCon: Sigh

Rhetcon: Well, uh... I think that about wraps it up. Thanks for, um -- thanks for comin' to my party, Follower. It, uh... looks like I bought way too much pizza, so, um... take some home if you want.

(Follower takes some pizza then turns in the mission to RhetCon.)


Comments ( 1 )

Well, I'd go to your party! Happy birthday!! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜

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