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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
13th
2017

I'm not allowed to talk about other people's private affairs. · 5:17pm Dec 13th, 2017

Well, I can, it would be easy, but it would also be super rude. I kinda also know the guy would not appreciate his laundry aired, he's a sweetheart, just private.

MY FRIEND'S IN A CRAP PLACE. You've read this kind of blog post before~ Now I'm doing it.

Hybrid's having a real rough week with soap opera levels of serious stupid stuff. He's being a major champ about it. This man plays nice and fights HARD- but uh, it still sucks~ And nothing is more comforting, than receiving a 'I hope you're doing okay/it turns out well' from people you don't know~! Why am I even making this blog post?
...

Look, you probably don't know the guy, but you know me, sorta.

I'm Pickleless~! I like using pink text with italics because it's cute~ I like talking about cute things with a joke at my own expense occasionally. That's okay though, because the end goal is get either a laugh or a good feeling 'I feel you' out of the reader. I don't actually open much past that. I will be super friendly to just about anyone and everyone.

Namgam dude, he's a best friend who is that cool guy that Pickleless goes to, and cries about painful things because Namgam is a understanding sweetheart who also- SURPRISE SECRET- is a fluffy friendly absolute chucklefuck!

Not even like a case of I knew him beforehand, I met him here and he like one of my bestest bros. So uh- BREATHE YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY!! BREA-

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IF YOU COULD NOT DIE, THAT WOULD BE SUPER SWELL-

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OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

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