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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Dec
13th
2017

WORLD'S GREATEST PLUSHIE · 4:45pm Dec 13th, 2017





Anyone fancy giving her a cuddle? :twilightoops: :raritywink:

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Comments ( 29 )

I shall equip Kirks thorn armor, and then hug her.

make it Luna or Twilight and i would in a heartbeat. there is just something about spoiled i don't like

Nah, she's Spoiled enough as it is.

If I gave her a cuddle she's greedy enough to try and charge rent, so no thanks.
4747667
Okay not only does your name make that joke amazing but now I'm imagining Spoiled in Dark Souls. The currency is souls, she'd fit right in.

4747668
Is it that she's the worst person ever?

I imagine an ice block would be warmer.

Though seriously, that is an amazing plushie. Wish I could get one like that of Sunset.

4747676
But she is soulless...wouldn't she be broke?

4747682
No, you aren't using your own soul as currency, you're using others. She's already sucked out enough of Filthy's that she would be raking in the dough. Until she started having to work for it. Then I imagine broken controllers, shattered screens and bonfires that just want her to stop sitting at them.

4747678
more like she is evil incarnate and when i see her i just want to run her over

4747687
Yeah, that about sums up Dark Souls newbs...well minus the broken windows.

And yeah, mean humanity not souls...though in this case it'd be ponanity

With your avatar, it's like you want to cuddle your mommy and angry because she won't cuddle you back.

4747688
Ah, yes.

Still, the person who made this plushie is quite talented.

Hm... Snuggling evil incarnate? Why not? :ajsmug:

I’d say let a dog have it as a toy... but I think a dog deserves better than that

4747667
Let me know how that works out for you (if you're still alive) :raritywink:


4747668
Hmm... I wonder what it could possibly be? She seems so lovable... :pinkiesad2:


4747673
Hmm, yes. Jokes. I 'get' jokes. :pinkiecrazy:


4747676
I've never played that game before, but I hear it has some pretty tough bosses. Surely not as tough as mine, but I'm sure it's a close run thing. :moustache:


4747678
I dare say even Tirek would object to being put in the same bracket as you-know-who (btw, it's 'pony') :raritywink:


4747681
I'd like to get one of Diamond Tiara, but I can't be bothered to hide it whenever I have non-brony visitors. So, no. :trixieshiftright:


4747688
...Well, that escalated quickly. :yay:
4747700
...Or, you just nearly got hit by a roaming kickball. :twilightangry2:


4747713
Hey! IT'S CHRISTMAS!! Give the old battleaxe some love! :heart:


4747717
If it talked, side effect would include: bleeding of the earlobes, a general lack of self-worth, suicidal tendencies... :twilightoops:


4747719
Well, the dog can always use her as a toilet. Might improve her general aroma, even! :duck:

Someone actually made a plushie of this character?

4747724
since i have a dashie that sleeps in my bed and now she knows about spoiled treating scoots. and her daughter no

4747724
Hmm... nah, even the bodily fluids and ect deserve better.

Only if I can hang it upside down and beat it with a stick.

4747727
Is that your campaign slogan? :raritywink:


4747761
Some people just have a lot of time on their hands, I guess. :moustache:


4747803
Fair enough. I'm sure you can find a nice fresh heap of manure to keep her on, though. :scootangel:


4747839
Short and to the point... I like it. :rainbowdetermined2:


4747850
Yeah, everything about this stinks. :rainbowkiss:


4747890
You never know, it might release candy like a piñata. Asbestos candy, that is. Yum. :pinkiesick:

4747975
Haven't decided actually. I've been trying out different slogans (Not even kidding).

4747975
i would like another plushie though. shes kinda lonely lately . i did see a yonder pinkie pie at a store but i lack the funds

4747709
yes they are extremely talented its just the pony they made it of i dont like

4747975 Obviously. Whoever did this is pretty good.

4748128
Yeah, I know. Think they'll make other pony plushies like this?

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