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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
8th
2017

Scootaloo and Celestia's box. · 6:55pm Dec 8th, 2017

Or Scootaloo and Nopony's box, people identify with the character being Nopony more usually. (As the author, that still makes me stop and stare at times.)

So I'm thinking about what little details are made clear in this story and I wonder what kind of box they're in? I made it clear before when asked but I forget what I said, so let's just work that answer out again~!

Googles boxes.

Well OBVIOUSLY I have to go with Gaylord.

Perfect~!

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Completely misunderstood the blog title for a sec.

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Still involved shipping, so I was almost right :eeyup:

I stayed in a town called Gaylord once.

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I was driving back with the gang from a wedding to Richmond when we came across a split in the path~!

LEFT, RICHMOND.

RIGHT, GOOCHLAND.

A gooch, is the strap of skin between the ballsack and the penis~!
Goochland.
Goochland.
Goo-

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