Turkey Shadow Rift being cooked by Aryanne! · 12:59am Nov 7th, 2017
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What? Did you actually expect me to make that my avatar this month? More so actually have that picture?! That's just gratuitous...!
Okay, how about we make a deal? Tap the page break to see what said deal is, it'll be highlighted in Green just to make it easier on people.
For those of you interested in my own happenings, yes, I apologize for yet another break from FiM. Life's been a bit hectic for me due to the holiday's coming up and money being a priority for me to return home during Thanksgiving, and making sure I have enough so I can buy some stuff for my parents, my girlfriend, and her parents so that I can hopefully get on their good side.
Yup, her parents are gonna be spending Christmas with me and my family... yaaaaaay... 
In the meantime, I've still been working on stories, and while I may not have a story done for Halloween like I had originally planned on, I have some chapters written up for a few stories already. Along with that, I also have a new story coming along for a contest I plan on entering that's been eating away at a lot of my free time. Needless to say, I still plan on waiting to release some of these things, but rest assured that your patience will be rewarded...
That's really all I have to say for now. If you have further questions for me, just PM me and I'll be sure to follow up.
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Oh, right... okay...
Alright, here's the deal. Like I said, I don't have a picture of what this blog is being titled NOW nor do I really have any intent on requesting one. That said, if you guys want to little old Shadow getting roasted like the Turkey he is by Aryanne herself, lemme know and I'll see if I can get into contact with a few artists I know who may be willing to help. That, OR, one of my followers can draw that themselves, send me the photo, and I'll make a happy little masochistic story based on that for all of your sadistic pleasures...!
Non Clop of course...
So, yeah, if you're interested in seeing the blog title become reality, comment down below!
So, we’re not to draw “Crouching Shadow, Hidden Turkey Baster?”
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If you want. More power to you, I suppose...
Do as you please...