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Uncle Mike


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  • 13 weeks
    Personal Problems...

    I didn't want to share this when it happened, for a lot of reasons. Some of the reasons are related to divorcing my online persona from the real-world me. A somewhat larger part would be what you;d call tough-guy bullshit

    I had the Widowmaker heart attack more-or-less two years ago.

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  • 70 weeks
    Remember the Silly Idea with Earthside Horses Becoming Intelligent?

    So, I had a silly idea involving a First Contact where Fluttershy talked Twilight into casting a spell to make our equines sapient. Someone else apparently remembered an old-school SF story about a London tailor commissioned to create proper dress for an equinoid alien, and had fun with it...

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  • 88 weeks
    Engineering vs. Management (or, "The Balloon Story")

    A fellow rented a hot air balloon for the morning. He's having a wonderful time, drifting around, enjoying the beautiful scenery and the gentle spring weather, when the wind dies down, and he realizes that he's lost. He sees a guy walking across a field below, so he eases down into a hover and calls out to him.

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  • 111 weeks
    From the Silly Ideas Bin (but only barely gelled)

    So, we know that Sunset Shimmer, in canon, jumped through the mirror into the Equestrian Girls universe, set herself up as Queen Bee in Canterlot High's social hierarchy, et cetera, et cetera... And fandom gets rather lurid about how she got there (let's NOT go through the recitations of blackmail, extortion, and sexual favors surrounding that, mmmkay?)

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  • 119 weeks
    A Tall Tale, Half-Remembered

    Apparently, I've reached the age where one starts indulging in nostalgia. This particular reminiscence was sparked by Pineta's short, "This Is How a Unicorn Talks", wherein Izzy, Sunny, Zipp, and Hitch must defend a high-energy particle accelerator project. (BTW,

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Nov
3rd
2017

Update: I Didn't Get the Job... · 12:14am Nov 3rd, 2017

... But the asshole didn't get it, either. It went to my partner, who's been in the business even longer than I have, with broader experience with other labs. Being as objective about it as I can, you couldn't ask for a better choice. Funny, the sloths seem to be picking up their game a bit. The asshole isn't too happy, but he seems to be dealing with it, for now. Time will tell.

In other news, a thought crossed my mind about the MLP movie, involving a chance conversation in Ridge Runner's 'Verse. Fragment follows:

Ritchie regarded Tempest with a stone face. "Good thing Her Highness got through to you, and you finally did the right thing. I was brought up among the monkeyboys, and that Harmony stuff was always something they wished they could live by, but never could - that rubbed off on me...." His gaze sharpened into a glare. "I might be a pony, but I'm a cop in the human world, and I play by human rules. You posed an imminent threat of death or grave bodily harm to everypony, everygriffin, everydog - everyone - in Equestria." His eeth bared in a smile more at home on a predator than a pony. "By human rules, you were bought and paid for. Besides, you went and enslaved my mother and father. In Her Highness's position, I'd've shot your ass dead..."

Yeah, it's shit. But the whole plot of the movie tends to drive home just how alien the ideal of MLP is to real life... Depressing, but there it stands...

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Con... gratulations? That's sort of a weird "awwww, nuts, but yay!" situation you've got there.

That kind of snippet is a good example of why so many "crossovers" aren't very good at being crossovers. If you take too much of FiM out of MLP just so you can also play around in a different universe, then you don't really have MLP:FiM anymore. You've got that other universe, just with pony characters.

That's why Fallout Equestria worked so well. It showed how MLP failed in the face of Fallout, but then it brought MLP back.

Also, I bet Tempest would have been able to go toe to toe with that character. :raritywink:

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True, dat. And that's why I've never attempted to publish fanfiction - besides being unable to cleanly write more than a vignette or two, my experience has been a bit too bleak for me to truly recreate the joy of the canon material. The best HiE and PoE manage to retain the Magic of Friendship, and I'm not sure I could swing it believably, even if I were trying to write a redemption story. (Ever see Grand Torino? I wish I could tell a redemption story as well as Eastwood did in that one...)

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