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  • 60 weeks
    BronyCon 2019

    Umm, I'll be there. That's all.

    (I'm actually super excited to see some people that I haven't seen since I was there a couple years ago! :pinkiehappy:)

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  • 151 weeks
    Pumpkin Tempest is Really Passive Agressive

    I was pretty dang proud of my Tempest Shadow pumpkin this year. The trick-or-treaters loved it.

    When I came home from school I found it smashed. I suspected the idiot kid from downstairs (we rent out our basement), and footprint analysis confirmed my suspicions. (We had our first snowfall yesterday.)

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  • 151 weeks
    Pumpkin 2017

    Open up your eyes!

    See the world, from where I yam!

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  • 162 weeks
    A Token Post-BronyCon Blog Post

    BronyCon was amazing. Simple.

    I've wanted to go for some time, but never before has it been possible. The fact that my (ongoing) road trip put me in the right part of the country at the right time is one of the best things to happen on this trip so far.

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    11 comments · 239 views
  • 163 weeks
    BronyCon? Maybe, help me decide!

    So I just realized that BronyCon is next weekend. Normally I don't take much notice, because I don't live anywhere close to nearby. However, my ongoing road trip puts me in Rhode Island this week, much closer than my usual 2000 km away.

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Nov
2nd
2017

Pumpkin Tempest is Really Passive Agressive · 4:02am Nov 2nd, 2017

I was pretty dang proud of my Tempest Shadow pumpkin this year. The trick-or-treaters loved it.

When I came home from school I found it smashed. I suspected the idiot kid from downstairs (we rent out our basement), and footprint analysis confirmed my suspicions. (We had our first snowfall yesterday.)

So, I put the broken pieces on the back porch. "I know you did it."

Several hours later, the house shook. The door was slammed harder than he'd ever slammed it before. I found pumpkin pieces thrown into the snow, perhaps to hide them from his mom—not that she's much better than he is.

Tempest Shadow has defeated princesses. It'll take more than being smashed and thrown into the snow to stop her.

Before anyone starts telling me to evict them or anything, they're already on their way out. Their lease is up at the end of the month, and chances are they'll fail to pay the rent and will be evicted before then.

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Comments ( 5 )
RBDash47
Site Blogger

That picture is magnificent. Little shit.

What a twat. Tempest conquers all!

Pumpkin smashers go to a special ring in hell where they have to listen to The Smashing Pumpkins at x1.25 speed for all eternity. Long after it stops being funny.

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I was going to say that he deserves something far worse than this, but then I couldn't come up with anything.


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The face is still up! Both he and his mom are pretty short, so I kind of wonder if they've even noticed yet...

Things will get really fun when he gets rid of this face, and I start carving replacement faces out of the other pumpkin scraps.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

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carving replacement faces out of the other pumpkin scraps

i.imgur.com/aJAN6bu.gif

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