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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 4 weeks
    Proof Reader/Editor Needed

    Would anyone be interested in proof reading and editing some of my stories?

    I’m really tired of all of the ‘it’s an interesting story but all these grammatical errors!’ comments.

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    4 comments · 81 views
  • 26 weeks
    One Last Thing...

    Times the Candy Mare has canonically been defeated, by whom, and how in chronological order:

    The Most Horrible Hearth's Warming EVER: A Candy Mare Tale - Princess Luna(Survived) - destroyed her candy ghoul army, put her in a coma, and dismembered her, eventually sealed in multiple statues so she could not regenerate

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    5 comments · 578 views
  • 26 weeks
    Something Sweet To Bite: A New Generation

    Just wanted to get some thoughts down and share some insight into the latest entry in the saga of the Candy Mare.

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    5 comments · 507 views
  • 28 weeks
    A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon

    A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon

    art by Mutter_Butter

    13 comments · 289 views
  • 29 weeks
    Night Mode

    My eyes burn every time Night Mode gets turned off.

    2 comments · 109 views
Oct
31st
2017

Follow 4 Rules · 12:55am Oct 31st, 2017

1.) Wear a Costume
2.) Give Treats
3.) Never Blow Out a Jack-o-Lantern
4.) Check Your Candy

Happy Halloween

Report Knackerman · 437 views · Story: Something Sweet To Bite ·
Comments ( 12 )

That is awesomely scary

you gave me an idea, a very bad idea.
what were to happen if a rule was broken?

Don't forget, if you see a clown.... run!

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Nah! Give 'em a hug! Clowns have the best candy you know. And shiny red balloons...


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Your life is forfeit. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm dead :rainbowlaugh:. I don't have any of that stuff (except maybe a costume; a Jason mask). Happy Halloween my friend. May you get many sweet things to bite :pinkiecrazy:.

I love that mare!

Nightmare Night, what a fright...

A definite agreement on the candy part.

i think i just found the theme song for the candy mare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1AA_zzNLs

After all the stories read, I'm really beginning to wonder if she can be beaten at all.

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