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I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 10 weeks

    Had a weird dream where Candy Mare was meticulously making these caramel fudge cookies, just drizzling layer after layer of caramel and fudge and for some reason it was low key the most sinister thing in the world. Like, it went beyond merely foreboding and was outright harrowing. There were these solid black things crowded around her just giggling away as she made these baleful no-bake cookies.

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  • 32 weeks

    The official end of Spooky Time and the start of Xmas Time in the U.S. (Yes, there have been 'holiday' decorations up since before Halloween, shhhh.)

    As everyone gathers together to slather gravy on burnt bird meat, I can't help but giggle manically about things that are yet to come.

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  • 37 weeks
    The Curse of the Candy Cult

    Been long enough since this was published I thought I'd talk about this story now. For those who haven't read it yet or who are still in the process of reading, there will be spoilers, so if that's something you care about just come back and read this blog post later if you are interested.

    The Start

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  • 38 weeks

    That feel when somebody blocks you because they were misrepresenting your work as a plagiarization of another work and they claimed you were trying to 'pick a fight' when all you were doing was pointing out how neither works have anything in common beyond a single characters name, and even that only partially.

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  • 88 weeks
    The Candy Mare Challenge

    I have no idea how widespread this is, but apparently some kids are daring each other to stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candy Mare' five times in the dark.

    Apparently if you do she shows up and eats you.

    First off, if you aren't in your teens you probably shouldn't know what the Candy Mare is.

    But this is too fricken adorable!

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Follow 4 Rules · 12:55am Oct 31st, 2017

1.) Wear a Costume
2.) Give Treats
3.) Never Blow Out a Jack-o-Lantern
4.) Check Your Candy

Happy Halloween

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Comments ( 12 )

That is awesomely scary

you gave me an idea, a very bad idea.
what were to happen if a rule was broken?

Don't forget, if you see a clown.... run!

Nah! Give 'em a hug! Clowns have the best candy you know. And shiny red balloons...

Your life is forfeit. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm dead :rainbowlaugh:. I don't have any of that stuff (except maybe a costume; a Jason mask). Happy Halloween my friend. May you get many sweet things to bite :pinkiecrazy:.

I love that mare!

Nightmare Night, what a fright...

A definite agreement on the candy part.

i think i just found the theme song for the candy mare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1AA_zzNLs

After all the stories read, I'm really beginning to wonder if she can be beaten at all.

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