I unfollowed him just to blueball him on 300 followers. I can't drop the bit, but I'm probably gonna forget to refollow him if nobody follows him any time soon. Please help a one-and-done writer out. That means me, before you ask.
As the title says. Goddamn is this the best news of 2020. And I meant to post the following message months before today, but I suppose this is a good time as any for a polite request.