MLP Movie - Teeny Spoilers. · 7:40am Oct 27th, 2017
So, having now seen the MLP movie, I have two questions.
1. WTF are the Princesses actually good for?
2. WTF are all those guards in shiny gold armour good for? And were they all on holiday for the Festival?
It wasn't a bad movie, but at the same time it's getting really boring to see the Princesses so effortlessly defeated time and time again.
Nightmare Moon? Celestia was captured.
Discord? Discord? Neither Princess lifts a damn hoof.
Sombra? Cadance could only manage a holding action till Twilight showed up. Luna and Celestia stayed home.
Chrysalis? Beat Celestia in a straight up fight. Luna was nowhere to be seen. Cadance already captured.
Tirek? All three pussed out like cowards.
Storm King? Panicked like they'd never seen a villain before. At least Cadance TRIED.
How the heck has Equestria not been conquered like twenty times over by now?
