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  • 95 weeks
    Confession Time

    I absolutely LOATHE stories that use "Anonymous" or "Anon" as a character. Especially if the story is in first or third person. Stop being lazy, give your character a proper name. Second person/You type stories, okay, I'm gonna let that slide as it's meant to represent whoever the individual reader is but for the rest?

    No.

    It's terrible writing.

    Stop it.

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  • 242 weeks
    Huge adverts in the middle of stories?

    Okay, seriously, what is this bullshit?

    My stories are not a place for you to shill stuff, Knighty. They take up nearly two thirds of the screen on a mobile device so it's not even like they're subtle. Turn that crap off.

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  • 246 weeks
    Pic of my OC. Because why not.

    So yeah, I finally caved and got some art done of my pony character that I play online. She's a bit messed up.

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  • 249 weeks
    Season 7 Finale...

    ~Watches season finale of MLP~

    Just...again. This is one of these episodes that leaves a bad taste in my mouth, where a previously at least passably sensible character abandons all reason and intelligence for the sake of the story.

    See also: Rarity in "Spice up Your Life" and Rainbow in "Tanks for the Memories".

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  • 250 weeks
    MLP Movie - Teeny Spoilers.

    So, having now seen the MLP movie, I have two questions.

    1. WTF are the Princesses actually good for?
    2. WTF are all those guards in shiny gold armour good for? And were they all on holiday for the Festival?
    It wasn't a bad movie, but at the same time it's getting really boring to see the Princesses so effortlessly defeated time and time again.

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Oct
27th
2017

MLP Movie - Teeny Spoilers. · 7:40am Oct 27th, 2017

So, having now seen the MLP movie, I have two questions.

1. WTF are the Princesses actually good for?
2. WTF are all those guards in shiny gold armour good for? And were they all on holiday for the Festival?
It wasn't a bad movie, but at the same time it's getting really boring to see the Princesses so effortlessly defeated time and time again.

Nightmare Moon? Celestia was captured.
Discord? Discord? Neither Princess lifts a damn hoof.
Sombra? Cadance could only manage a holding action till Twilight showed up. Luna and Celestia stayed home.
Chrysalis? Beat Celestia in a straight up fight. Luna was nowhere to be seen. Cadance already captured.
Tirek? All three pussed out like cowards.
Storm King? Panicked like they'd never seen a villain before. At least Cadance TRIED.

How the heck has Equestria not been conquered like twenty times over by now?

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