A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"Thanks for teaching me how to sow Ms. Teresa~!"
"You're welcome sweetheart, you don't have to keep thanking me."
"How long have you been sewing?"
"When I was little girl, I used to make horse dolls."
"...Horse dolls?"
"Oh yes, I used to sell them for money back in the day."
So... any way I could to make those dolls?"
"I'm sure I have the pattern around somewhere."
Ohhhhh YEAHHHH-
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OOHHH YEEAAAHHH
Well now...
Perhaps you should introduce her to modern pony pony CAPITALISM pony pony oppertunities?
Pickleless's subconcious: "The thanking will continue until my self esteem gets out of the negative."
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!