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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 7 weeks
    An Open Letter to my Stalker -- AKA, why I am NEVER writing a Showing His Place story ever again

    I have tried for MONTHS to deal with this issue privately, and not letting it spill out into my public profiles. Unfortunately, despite how many private discussions I've had to deal with through PMs and Reports to Mods, it seems that I'm STILL dealing with this inane horseshit. So, fuck it. I'm posting this here.

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    21 comments · 733 views
  • 16 weeks
    Sneak Preview of my Upcoming Story

    For the fans of my 'Sluttified Spike' series, here's a look at the cover page for what I have coming out soon~

    7 comments · 214 views
  • 28 weeks
    Moving + Writing Update

    Heya guys! I know it's been a while but I've been busting my butt working on multiple commissions this month. As most of you may already know, my current living situation has went under due to my roommate losing their job, and thus unable to cover their mortgage. My BF and I are planning to move out at the end of this week, and travel over 400 miles to live with family in Ohio.

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  • 32 weeks
    Personal Update: Late 2024 Edition

    Hey there, everybody! I know it's been a long time since I made any personal updates to this site (or updates period), but I'm planning to change that for the remainder of this year. For the past few months, I've mostly been working on a mixture of private commissions, ongoing storylines that haven't been proofread for Patreon yet, or personal stuff to break me from my own mental monotony.

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    13 comments · 446 views
  • 62 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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Oct
25th
2017

I Turned 27 Today! · 5:28am Oct 25th, 2017

That's right! Today is my birthday, and I am now the official age that rock-stars usually die. It's times like these I'm glad I pursued writing and not music. :rainbowlaugh:

But yeah, not much else to say. I started work on chapter 23 of Shut Up And Dance, so there's that. But really, the sky is the limit until my trip in less than two weeks. Have a great day, everyone!

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Comments ( 15 )

Huh I thought thirty was the official age rock stars die

Happy Birthday! :pinkiehappy:

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear, TheVClaw.
Happy birthday to you.

(Licks you on the face)

It’s your birthday? Well, in that case...

jxj

Happy birthday. Hope your day was good.

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday bro!:pinkiehappy:

Happy Birthday, as long as you don't carry a white lighter around you will be fine. If you carry a lighter with that plastic film on it with a design, bad news...

We were born in the same year.
90's kids HYPE!

Happy birthday! and funny enough, my birthday's on the 23rd, I've never run into someone with a birthday so close to mine before:pinkiehappy:

27 years old, damn that’s more than 26 hot dogs. Good for you boi :) happy b day

Happy Birthday, man!

Feels like it was yesterday when i read the saga of Troy and canvas, i hope you have a fantastic day

Happy birthday, man! Thank you so much for all the support and I hope you have another good year ahead of you.

happy b day from me...a day later! sorry I was out of here for a bit now i'm back.

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