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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 7 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 21 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 25 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 34 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Oct
25th
2017

I Turned 27 Today! · 5:28am Oct 25th, 2017

That's right! Today is my birthday, and I am now the official age that rock-stars usually die. It's times like these I'm glad I pursued writing and not music. :rainbowlaugh:

But yeah, not much else to say. I started work on chapter 23 of Shut Up And Dance, so there's that. But really, the sky is the limit until my trip in less than two weeks. Have a great day, everyone!

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Comments ( 15 )

Huh I thought thirty was the official age rock stars die

Happy Birthday! :pinkiehappy:

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear, TheVClaw.
Happy birthday to you.

(Licks you on the face)

It’s your birthday? Well, in that case...

jxj

Happy birthday. Hope your day was good.

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday bro!:pinkiehappy:

Happy Birthday, as long as you don't carry a white lighter around you will be fine. If you carry a lighter with that plastic film on it with a design, bad news...

We were born in the same year.
90's kids HYPE!

Happy birthday! and funny enough, my birthday's on the 23rd, I've never run into someone with a birthday so close to mine before:pinkiehappy:

27 years old, damn that’s more than 26 hot dogs. Good for you boi :) happy b day

Happy Birthday, man!

Feels like it was yesterday when i read the saga of Troy and canvas, i hope you have a fantastic day

Happy birthday, man! Thank you so much for all the support and I hope you have another good year ahead of you.

happy b day from me...a day later! sorry I was out of here for a bit now i'm back.

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