Sep
30th
2017
Because giving alcohol to an entire town of magically-capable individuals with dubious judgment sounds like a GOOD idea. · 1:46pm Sep 30th, 2017
The one-shot story I'll be working on (and hopefully posting before midnight) to close out the month will be titled Drunk Little Ponies.
You may now enter the white space, which has plenty of room to accommodate every disaster you're currently stuck on imagining. See you around October...
Thinking about your characterisation of the mane 6, why do I fear drunk Fluttershy the most?
(Any chance of including Celestia and Luna? They've got a hell of a reason to drink...)
So like, Oktober Fest with Ponies?
...Well, it's not like Rarity has far to go...
(Four drinks, wasn't it?)
Is it going to be alcohol from Luna?
Moonshine, perhaps?
...I'll leave.
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Pretty much. It's the triannual Ponyville Homemade Beer & Wine Festival. (It's triannual because it takes that long to forget sufficient details and let it sound like a good idea again.)
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Moonshine and white lightning.
Drunk little pony ~
drunk little pony ~
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??? (seriously no one knows who wrote this song) - The Beer Song
In the Lunarverse, Zecora cursed the town with drunkenness. ICR which story it was. Just took a look at the Lunarverse stories, but it's been too long. I grew up in Amish Dutch country, so I remember Apple Jack (the booze). That stuff can sneak up on you
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That was an excellent cover.
Darby O'Gill - The Beer Song
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Please? Please do princesses too? :'D
I can't wait to read this.
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This is what you're looking for, with the added benefit of alcohol zombies and underage drinking.
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I kind of suspect she'd be just a weepy, inescapable vise.
The thought of the Flower sisters on a serious bender fills me with fear. Or gleeful can't-look-away fascination, depending on how far back I might be standing.