With Catlike Trot...

...is the name of a quest in the current event in the Gameloft MLP game, and something which has sent me off composing the entire Equestrian version of the Pirates of Penzance.

Oddly enough, it works surprisingly well.

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SHINING ARMOR (a Guard Captain)

To gain a brief advantage you've contrived,
But your proud triumph will not be long-lived

PINKIE PIE (a Pirate Queen, engaged in a Boarding Party)

Don't say you are orphans, for we know that game.

SHINING ARMOR

On your allegiance we've a stronger claim.
We charge you yield, we charge you yield,
In Princess Celestia's name!

PINKIE PIE

You do?

CHORUS of ROYAL GUARDS

We do!
We charge you yield,
In Princess Celestia's name!

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Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I am fully in favor of more ponified Gilbert and Sullivan.