Rant blog · 7:18pm Sep 4th, 2017
I've been meaning to do this for a while but I've kept putting it off. I just lost some of my juice in continuing Transformares The Movie (Don't worry it's not gonna be cancelled) because it managed to ebb itself little by little to the front of my skull, so I'm gonna do this now before it consumes my soul too.
Fuck. Michael. Bay.
This man. 
This man has partially destroyed parts of a franchise that we all loved. Sure he fucked up TMNT, he fucked up history with Pearl Harbor, but his greatest sin, is the Transformers franchise.
The movie is literally called Transformers, but he decides to have the movie focus on the humans no one gives two shits about. And the way the movie's look, the Decepticons should've killed every human on Earth, with little to no problem at all. I would write a realistic story about the Michale Bay series, but then that asshole wins, because I wasted my time writing it knowing it never happened in the movies.
I wasted three hours of my life watching a bootleg of the Last Knight(thankfully saving money), and that was the sea urchin back that broke the celery stalk(you might know the reference I'm trying to make there, but if not it's pretty much the straw that broke the camels back.)
I could take the first one because it was the beginning of it and in honesty I enjoyed the fight sequences of ROTF, but he fucked up completely.
Devastator was hyped up for his scene but did zero to no shit at all and got killed by a railgun they should've used to kill the Fallen. They focused way too much on the humans who I don't give two fucks about due to how cliche it is, and I did not care for Skids and Mudflap, they were racist as shit, hated them, I liked how Mudflap put up a fight while he died in the comic of Dark of the Moon, still glad we won't see them again.
Dark of the Moon is worse because they kill off Soundwave who did little to nothing, Sentinel Prime was a total asshole instead of just a big chinned jerk(RIP Leonard Nemoy, may you never have to be apart of these shitty movies again), and Shockwave...
They fucked up Shockwave. Shockwave is one of my favorite Transformers.
1.Soundwave
2.Grimlock
3.Shockwave
4.Devastator
5.Starscream
And he's given nothing to do at all, and Optimus(I'll get to him a minute) kills him with little to no resistance(probably to get out of this shiftiest franchise) and is swiftly forgotten. And Starscream doesn't even survive like Megatron did in AOE as a computer (or Ghost) program or something, he's unceremoniously killed off by this fucking loser Sam Witwickey crying like a little bitch all way.
That's my next point Fuck Sam. He was terrible in the three films. True he did worry about regular teenager things like you should, but they kept making him seem so significant when he was just the messenger as they stated in the third film. He has no relevance to the plot and should've stayed dead when Megatron shot him, just like how that piece of shit CEO guy Optimus killed should've blown up like those humans during the slaughters in Dark of the Moon, like a meat bag we humans are.
Now onto the Transformers themselves.
The Autobots are meh, they get the majority of the transformers screen time but their characters could be more fleshed out, and could've made an actual good joke here and there. Hell they could've made a Big Lebowski joke with Hound going "Shut the fuck up Daytrader", and I honestly would've actually found that funny. But instead they're about as bland as sour dough bread, some flavor, but not enough.
Now onto something that really pisses me off, the Decepticons. They get little to no character development at all in their movies, so when they die we don't really care for them unless they were a big name Con, like Shockwave, Soundwave and Starscream as I previously mentioned. Megatron gets some development, I think, they don't really expand his character at all in any of these movies so it's really a gray area. But with The Last Knight, ooh~, The Last Knight. I enjoyed these Decepticons, Nitro Zeus was funny, Mohawk was all right, but they had Onslaught, they could've had god damn Bruticus going with that, giving us an actually good combiner, but instead they kill off most of them leaving us with Megatron and Barricade AGAIN, with little to no qualities they made the other ones so unique.
And now my final point before getting back to the man I hate alongside those other great pieces of shit such as George Zimmerman, Donald Trump, and Martin Shkreli(you do not steal commit security fraud, you money stealing piece of shit, and you do not disrespect the Wu Tang Clan)
Fuck Movie Optimus Prime.
You heard me right. He fucking sucks. He's a god damn Mary Sue when properly motivated has no weaknesses at all, who kills off every Decepticon he's onscreen with: Grindor, The Fallen, Shockwave, Megatron(from the looks of it he should've done in the first film), and he gives the same damn speech in every damn movie. he apparently can't be beaten as Megatron had to stab him in the back to actually kill him off. He sucks so much they made the smart choice of keeping him out of a majority of the Last Knight, but then again, it also showed how much the Decpeticons suck, because they get killed off by a bunch of ragtag meat bags while the Autobots sit back and do nothing.
I am never watching another one of those terrible movies again, only reading what happens a few days after they come out, and watching clips on Youtube, I refuse to support the creation of these terrible movies, watching Bootleg or otherwise.
But now back to the man who cause all this(Not the list of pieces of shit but you know what I mean)
Michael Bay is a horrible human being, I hate his box office bomb making franchise mutilating face, and his movies are shit, save for Pain and Gain, that was actually a good movie, Michael Bay should only make comedies with no Sci-Fi, in fact, he should never make another sci-fi movie ever again.
If I ever see that pussbag and I'm given the chance, I will gladly break his right arm and walk away saying only this.
"May your broken arm forever be a reminder to the amount of hatred I have for you, and to what a shitty director of action movies you are until you last breath on your deathbed."
Diablo Corps10, out. Peace!
What did Hanz Zimmerman do?
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Look him up.
4658460
Oh my mistake Imeant George Zimmerman
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Ok.....
I don't think Hasbro will get him back for another Transformers movie seeing how they might have lost money on the Last Knight. The Bumblebee looks a little bit better with Bee G1 Alt Mode, but I don't think it will be that good because yes he has his G1 Alt Mode but he will look like the Movie Bee.
I know how you feel man. I know how you feel...
*hugs*
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Thanks. And thanks for the invite
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Your welcome