I'm alive!

Twilight fiddled with the old vhs tape, and awkwardly got it into the player. For a moment nothing happened even after she pressed play, but a tap on the side got the player working.

Static flooded the screen, but a black screen appeared, alongside a title: Princess Celestia's return from the Northern Arctic.

Cake deprivation: 478 days, 12 hours, 23 minutes, 47 seconds.

A small stallion in a chef's hat is seen, messing with the camera. He smiles as he determines it is on, and jumps back, revealing a huge velvet cake. On either side are two other chefs, a pretty gray mare and a brown pegusus also wearing chef hats. They wave excitedly at the camera. He puts in a sign that reads, "Surprise for Princess Celestia's return!" He hears something, and he eagerly runs behind the camera. The room is small, and intimate; a study, perhaps? He swings the camera forward to the side, and Celestia is seen, looking shocked.

The next sound from the camera is incomprehensible. It may come from Celestia's throat, but it is no sound pony kind were meant to make. The closest approximation might be a ravenous hiss combined with a raptors screech. Celestia lunged forward straight into the cake. Splatters of velvet cake hit the camera and it falls over. Blood curdling screams are heard from the staff as the video ends.

Here's something silly I wrote out of boredom. Also, being an adult isn't fun, nor are bills, insurance, or dealing with car issues.