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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Aug
19th
2017

Sleep is for the Weak · 12:54pm Aug 19th, 2017

I've been awake, for a very long time, and, when I've been awake, two things start to happen, first off my writing skills REALLY, really drop, and secondly, I start rambling out loud as if I was writing a fanfic, which I've been doing for the last half hour. I can't sleep, and it'll be almost 24 hours soon, and I'd be great if I could just loop a full day to not destroy my sleeping schedule. I might just stay awake, and start writing, and what I mean by that, is make a lot of really, really dumb blog posts, so if I flood your thing with dumb blog posts, that's why. If I don't, then I passed out.

I need more Rule 63 fics that don't end in mindless sex or oneshot romance.

Of course comedy too, I'm not trying to have a tree romance a baby dragon here, this is serious business.

I'll think of something.

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Let's get to it then!

I hope RobCakeran or Ss&E will snap up one of your snippets

4640199
I don't think ShortSkirt knows I exist.
I tickled Rob's pickle somewhere, if I cancan remember.

tree romance a baby dragon here

:pinkiegasp:

We going to get some sweet, sweet, BloomSpike? :pinkiegasp:

The only one I remember is the 63rd rune, which is like 5 years old.

4640199
I fell asleep, which is good, but sorry.
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I'm not trying to have a tree romance a baby dragon here.

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Think I read that before, sleeping on it I got something on an idea...

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Aw... :pinkiesad2:

But I wanted to read a fic with some nice, hard wood...

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