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  • 70 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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  • 91 weeks
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    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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  • 92 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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  • 97 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 98 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Aug
13th
2017

mine is the gift of prophecy · 6:16pm Aug 13th, 2017

"I'm just – we were just concerned for you. You've shut yourself up in the boutique; you won't answer the door; you've worked through the night... Rarity, have you rested at all since we got back?"

"So what if I haven't?" Rarity replied, growing defensive. "Work happens to be very relaxing for many ponies, myself included. It keeps body and mind occupied, and holds troublesome thoughts and feelings at bay!"

"Thoughts? Feelings?" Twilight moved closer to Rarity. "About what?"

"Oh, what aren't they about?" Rarity cried, throwing her hooves into the air. "Spike! Rainbow Dash! Snake, the humans, this impending invasion, and all of us, and our hideously low chances of survival – oh, look what you've done; now I can't stop thinking again!" She rushed back to her sewing, revving up the motor again. "I have to work; I need to concentrate, because otherwise—"

With a quick flash of violet light, the groan of the motor tapered off, and the motion of the needle slowed to a gradual halt. For a few seconds, Rarity continued to paw ineffectually at the outfit, until she realized what had happened. At that, she whirled on Twilight, murder alight in her eyes. "Why would you do that?!"

Comments ( 5 )

Posh predicted 9/11 ten weeks in advance of it happening - little known fact.

Oh my gosh

Well I will say, Rarity's breakdown in PGS was significantly less amusing than it was in Fame and Misfortune, but I suppose PTSD isn't meant to be amusing, now is it? :raritydespair:

4633625 The original version of that scene was actually supposed to be comedic.

Editor Man 1.0 suggested I change it.

That's most definitely not the face of mercy...

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