Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.
The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded
I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.
Well to be specific id take these steps throughout the duration of the first day: 1) be confused 2) get over being confused 3) thank Bendy mentally for giving a glimps into such a world 4) live a happy life
As a Nigh-Omnisexual, I would have as much fun as possible, no matter which variation it would be (the ponies are insanely endowed but otherwise normal, gigantic in overall size, all the mares have cocks, et cetera, et cetera.)
Be confused how I got there.
I'd ride on that Luna fat ass.
I'd get with witch ever one of the big ponies took a liking to me. Hoping for Fler. Classy well connected and a big but.
hide in my room before i went insane
Hug Celestias giant boobs.
Would track down Luna and do the kinkiest things I could think of to her.
And several other ponies as well.
Probably die.
Write fanfictions of humanity.
First you would need to apply for a visa and then find a job.
ask twilight wether the growth of their bodies is caused by energy to matter conversion, or by a dimensional shift.
Shoot myself
Please let it involve boobs, butts and cakes.
cry
Drink, until all the rum is gone, so i can say "Why is the rum gone?" before passing into the abyss.
go live with griffons instead. because fucking ponies,man.
Sacrifice goats.
Clench my buttcheeks and run
I'd probably make so many princesses they'd run out of things for them to be the princess of Xb
Well to be specific id take these steps throughout the duration of the first day:
1) be confused
2) get over being confused
3) thank Bendy mentally for giving a glimps into such a world
4) live a happy life
Worship superior ponies.
Have fun with Luna's Butt.😀
As a Nigh-Omnisexual, I would have as much fun as possible, no matter which variation it would be (the ponies are insanely endowed but otherwise normal, gigantic in overall size, all the mares have cocks, et cetera, et cetera.)