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  • 2 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 3 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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    4 comments · 59 views

  • 3 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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    0 comments · 61 views

  • 6 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 8 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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    13 comments · 142 views
Aug
5th
2017

Someone Please Stop Me From Writing This · 5:27pm Aug 5th, 2017


As a sequel to

TWaluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper
Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.
Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  17  11 · 544 views

Because I totally am going to.

Report Super Trampoline · 357 views · Story: Waluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper · #No Super #Super Trampoline why? #Bad Super Trampoline #Bad! #Shitfic #Shipfic #crackfic #trollfic
Comments ( 7 )
kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #1 · Aug 5th, 2017 · · ·
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**Does nothing**

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #2 · Aug 5th, 2017 · · ·
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I'll be honest, even I am probably going to have to downvote that one on principle.

Admiral Biscuit
Admiral Biscuit #4 · Aug 5th, 2017 · · ·
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On the one hoof, this sounds like a terrible idea.

On another hoof, I really want to see where it goes.

I mean, I don't. . . .

. . . but I do.

Winston
Winston #5 · Aug 5th, 2017 · · ·
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Since I'm not in close enough proximity to smack you with a rolled-up newspaper, all I can do is try to impress on you through asinine repetition just how really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad of an idea this is in so many ways.

For starters, you'll make Rarity do this:
:raritycry:
:raritydespair:

C'mon, think of the poor Rares.

Trick Question
Trick Question #7 · Aug 5th, 2017 · · ·
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4624828
Let me fix that for you.

On one hoof, this sounds like a terrible idea.

On the same hoof, I have no interest whatsoever in seeing where it goes.

I mean, I don't...

...and I don't.

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