Jul
28th
2017
Fic-A-Minute: To Romance A Magician · 9:59pm Jul 28th, 2017
The promotion for the upcoming movie has been pretty heavy the past month. Hasbro's banking on this making bank. We shall see.
That's a ways down the line, though. For now, ogle a classic Twixie pairing fic!
Twilight Sparkle
My go to list to romancing a magician.
- Realize you are in love with her because reasons.
- Confess your love to her.
- Despair when she rejects you.
- Realize that she's just playing hard to get.
- Buy flowers and candies.
- Fume when competition butts in.
- Get Rainbow Dash to make a cloud face of her to stroke her ego.
- Facehoof when that goes about as well as planned.
- Finally, get Pinkie Pie to sort it out. She always does.
THE END
Yup, that sums it up quite succinctly.
Although you forgot to bring up where I'm apparently a bad person for making a joke of Spitfire and not showing her as the extremely professional and flawless ace she apparently is. You lose points for that. Still a passing grade, though.