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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 7 weeks
    Booping

    I think you should never let a pony boop you.

    3 comments · 114 views
  • 9 weeks
    Futurama's Third Return

    So what are your thoughts on this? I have mixed feelings. The second return of Futurama had some good episodes. But also really awful ones like the Futurama Holiday Spectacular. I dare say it's the worst Futurama episode ever. Like what the hell were they thinking?

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    7 comments · 181 views
  • 11 weeks
    Clockwork2003 needs help. Has cancer.

    A fellow Brony Clockwork2003 has hit hard times. They have cancer. They requested I make a blogpost. Naturally, I could not turn down their request. One day, I could be sick or something, so at the very least I should help them.

    Link to their blog for more info: Clockwork2003 blog.

    2 comments · 119 views
  • 11 weeks
    Who is favorite pony of the mane six?

    For me personally, it has to be Twilight Sparkle. She melted my cold, bitter, cynical heart. And made me less of a nihilistic jerk. But what about you? A close second would be Pinkie Pie.

    27 comments · 133 views
  • 12 weeks
    Assuming Rainbow Dash to be gay?

    Just one thing, you can have your Rainbow Dash in your story whatever sexuality you want. All stories are alternate universes in a way. I even like lesbian Rainbow Dash. So, this is not a homophobic rant.

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    15 comments · 181 views
Jul
21st
2017

Zapp Brannigan's Guide to Making Love at a Woman · 1:38pm Jul 21st, 2017

Listen to this man's wise words.

Report Bendy · 312 views · #Zapp Brannigan #Futurama
Comments ( 3 )

OMG this is awesome! He should write a whole book. I´d put it right next to "The Bro-Code" and "the Playbook".

It also got me an idea for a story: The ponies of equestria want to make contact with other planets, however, they are way too op (and sexy), and always end up wiping out the planets they try to contact, sometimes just by taking a single step. So they must try to be less op, but they dont know how to do that. So they summon a teacher, someone from a species of beings, that are so good at being non-op, that seven billion of them can be on the same planet for millions of years without blowing it up!

Story Idea: Anon as Cop and Giant-Rainbow as Royal guard on patrol
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