ch.1 idea of kaptin bluddflagg and he's boyz

kaptin bluddflagg: ok Mr.nailbrain were the Zog are we?

Mr.nailbrain: *looking at status reporter's* kap'n, looks like we are underwater.

kaptin bluddflagg: how deep are we?

Mr.nailbrain: *looking at status reporters again* about......9,058ft kap'n.

brikkfist: how we are not dead yet!?

Mr.nailbrain: weird stuff

spookums: I Fink we are inside a big metal box

kaptin bluddflagg: *touching the wall* yup he right. dis feel like metal

brikkfist: well...how the ZOG we are gettin' out?

Mr.nailbrain: luck

kaptin bluddflagg: wot?

Mr.nailbrain: luck kap'n....if dis break or have a crack....we are all dead

kaptin bluddflagg, brikkfist, spookums: ....Zog...

kaptin bluddflagg: what time iz it?

Mr.nailbrain: it 12:54 AM kap'n.

kaptin bluddflagg: does anyone have a good joke?

Mr.nailbrain, brikkfist, spookums: nope

brikkfist: I miss da sky.

kaptin bluddflagg: what day iz it?

Mr.nailbrain: I don't know kap'n I just.....don't know anymore

*distant crane sound*

spookums: oi kap'n I hear somethin'

kaptin bluddflagg: well whatever it iz. I hope it gets us out

brikkfist: I hope we can see da sky again

Mr.nailbrain: me too, I am sick of the Zogin' ocean.

*crane grabs the top of the metal box and begins to bring it up*

After the crane drops the box onto the deck, A distant thud of, what they guess, hooves were heard behind them, closing in quick. They heard two guys getting knocked off, from what they guessed, boat into the water.

???: I'm not letting you put a hoof on this artifact! This belongs to the Museum of Manehattan, not you too!

And as the voice finishes, the engine could be heard being turned on, and start moving towards some direction.

spookums: um....kap'n were are we going?

kaptin bluddflagg: I don't know spookums, but where ever we're going iz better than the zogin' ocean.

brikkfist: I WANT OUT!

kaptin bluddflagg: brikkfist you need to calm down

brikkfist: CALM DOWN!? KAP'N BUT WE ARE SO CLOSE

kaptin bluddflagg: I know brikkfist but we need to wait a little bit longer

brikkfist: ...FINE KAP'N...

spookums: oi kap'n I hear somethin'

*distant and nearby chatter can be heard from beyond the walls of the box*

???: And let me introduce our main guest who recovered the mystical box of unknown treasure, Ms. Daring Do!

Daring Do: Thank you, mayor. I'd like to thank you all...

brikkfist: ughhh whoever iz this zoging 'Daring Do' iz doin' a zoggin' speech

kaptin bluddflagg: oi shut up maybe there's somethin' important about dis speech

brikkfist: like what?

kaptin bluddflagg: well shut up and listen

Daring Do: So the legend goes that this mystical, ruin cover box holds unbelievable treasures unknown to pony kind.

spookums: Pft, what a joke...

Kaptin bluddflagg: Wait, 'pony kind'?

Daring Do: But it could also hold complete chaos and destruction. So for the safety of everypony here, the box will not be opened.

Mr.nailbrain, brikkfist, spookums, Kaptin bluddflagg: ...ARE YOU ZOGIN' KIDDIN' ME!?

???: Well, not by you, but me.

*gasped and terrified screaming can be heard*

Daring Do: Ahuizotl. Dr. Caballeron. What do you think you're doing here?

Ahuizotl: I just came here to collect what rightfully mine! TIE HER UP!

*A struggle could be heard as a large body came close to the box*

Mr.nailbrain: kap'n somethin' iz comin'

kaptin bluddflagg: boyz get ready to leg it

Ahuizotl: For the first time in my life I will WIN HAHAHAHA! Now... let's open this up.

Dr. Caballeron: I hope the rumors are true...

As they open the box they saw....nothing....no gold, no silver, no diamonds or other things, just darkness. Before they even realise something just moved inside it and it was BIG.

kaptin bluddflagg: ERE WE GO BOYZ!

mr.nailbrain, spookums, brikkfist: WAAAGH!

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