• Member Since 26th Jan, 2014
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Ron Jeremy Pony

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 32 weeks
    Monster Girls

    I'm surprised, and a little humbled, about the newest story being liked as much as it has been. In truth I didn't really expect it to be liked much at all. I was more along the line of thinking that it was going to be one of those twenty likes to fifty or so dislikes, but apparently it seems that there's a good number of folks that really enjoy it. I've had a couple of friends ask what brought

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    3 comments · 138 views
  • 48 weeks
    Hint of something to come... a multi Chapter Arc...

    What if there was a place with all the zip of Sparkle-Cola

    Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world

    Where the river’s made of Sparkle Rad and the mountaintops are fizz

    With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and foals

    Well it turns out there’s a place with all the zip of Sparle-Cola

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    7 comments · 154 views
  • 62 weeks
    Questions about Bumble Hooves

    Well, since I've started rewriting a bit, at least a little before the move, I've taken time to notice that more than a few people have asked about using Bumble Hooves. First, wow, I'm surprised that anyone has even asked. Especially after what he was inspired by, but that said here's the short list to using my version of Bumble.

    1) Please Pm and ask before hand.

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    0 comments · 247 views
  • 70 weeks
    Damn it's been a while

    Where to start? I've been a busy, busy, overly busy individual. And the hits simply won't stop coming. I guess this is less of an update, and more of a "I'm going to get on here and just let it out." So, what's happened? Back in August, which you might have noticed seemed to be about the time that my updates began to slow to a crawl, and now have basically stopped almost all together, my

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    2 comments · 187 views
  • 98 weeks
    New job, still writing, and sickness

    What's up everypony and brony? So, as the title says I've recently earned the achievement of employment via a call center. Fun, I know. That said I'm still writing, helping other folks, and doing the best I can. Unfortunately this weekend I took my brother to look at some used cars, and something caused me to have wicked bad allergies. Which has led to loss of voice, sore throat, and so on.

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Commission Drawing · 5:16am Jul 15th, 2017

Just like the title says I'm doing a free commission drawing. It's for a free ten dollar commission, basically one thousand words. The rules are fairly simple. I'm posting this here, on my facebook, and on batmanwonderwoman.com and I'm going to wait three days. Now Rules are exceptionally easy. I will group the user names together by Alphabetical order, number them, and then use a random number generator to pick the lucky winner.

If you win you will get the one thousand word story for free, and here's the basic guidelines.

I will write NSFW, SFW, Horror, Action Adventure, Urban Fantasy, High Fantasy, Science Fiction, Fan Fiction, Original Fiction, and pretty much every other genre available.

I won't touch Lolicon. Sorry. It's one of the few things I absolutely put my foot down on. I've had to explain to some potential clients that I'll write the characters at consenting age, but I won't do anything below that. Again, sorry.

That said, if you want in, just reply to this. I'll be checking on it over the next three days, and afterward, I'll go ahead and do the drawing.

An example of what you could haven written for a commission can be seen here!

Commission Example

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Comments ( 5 )

This is the first time I’ve logged in here in a couple of months

Yo whats up boyo.

Not much. Just holding a drawing :pinkiehappy:


Still fun though huh?

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