Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.
The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.
"I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.
For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.
Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.
Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).
4584758 Yep. The one who went missing years ago in a magical portal to a dark, scary world. You can tell by the extra hoof. I also think she wrote a book about all the secret mysteries of Equestria. GET IT RIGHT, POSH.
Yes. Yes, it is. (or is it)?
YOU’RE DARN RIGHT IT IS!
Bullshit. That's not diamond tiara.
That's her as of yet unnoticed twin tiara diamond.
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Yep. The one who went missing years ago in a magical portal to a dark, scary world. You can tell by the extra hoof. I also think she wrote a book about all the secret mysteries of Equestria. GET IT RIGHT, POSH.