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Chengar Qordath


I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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Jun
19th
2017

New Story Incoming: Shining Armor's Bemusing Dilemma · 9:03am Jun 19th, 2017

Shining Armor is a very happy stallion. Why shouldn't he be happy? He has a good job, good friends, and just a good life overall. Sure, it would be nice if Cadance saw him as more than just a friend, but that's a pipe dream. At least things are going well with his RPG group—especially now that they've been joined by a lovely fey mare named Musette.

Even better, Musette and Cadance are on the road to becoming best friends with each other. And really, why wouldn't they get along? It's not like either one of them could ever be interested in Shining, or would have any reason to not like each other.

Yup, everything is going to be just fine.

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H'oh dear. Incoming love triangle?

That mildly happy expression on Shining's face... It may be the finest distillation of blissful ignorance I have ever seen.

What could possibly go wrong? :rainbowwild:

RIP Shining.

Oh my god yes. :rainbowlaugh:

All of my YES! My body is ready for this.

Also, I just love Shining's face in that picture.

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I can tell that things will go so bad, you can't even tell =P

I really need o find the reading list so I can get started properly

Their chests are so floofy.... I love it.

New story means new Reading Sins! This will be good.

I preemptively pity everyone and everything caught in a love triangle with the very alicorn princess of love herself.
I imagine it to be somewhat like a three-way arm-wrestling contest where one participant is wearing Terminator power armour and has running chainsaws for arms.

Oh this should be very good.

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He has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

I foresee... I foresee... things would have gone much better for Cadence with less trials and tribulations if she'd just grabbed Shining and told him she wanted him.

This will be fun!

I sense a cat-fight in the future.

*Preps popcorn maker*

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I sense a cat-fight in the future.

This is a good, concise summary of about 90% of Greek mythology.

It's not like either one of them could ever be interested in Shining, or would have any reason to not like each other.
Yup, everything is going to be just fine.

  1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
  2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
  3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
  4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
  5. It's critically important that these four women never meet.

I'm seeing a severe lack of empathy for Cadence coming from me in the near future.

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