Ponies Shagging

If you clicked on this blog post because of the title, you're a bad person. Naughty boys and girls.

Anyway just letting everyone know I'm going to try writing poorly written clopfics because I'm absolutely bored and dying here. And because I want to annoy the cloppers on this site since their tantrums make me giggle. Don't read any of my clopfics unless you understand they will be a load of crap on purpose, okay? Okay.

Oh, and thanks for welcoming me back to this site, you bunch of tight-arses. What, you all kill my passion for writing and now you don't even say hello to me anymore? Some great followers you all were. I'm joing of course.

I'm not though.

I am.

Maybe.

Maybe it's Mabeline.

Also hello everyone.

Comments

[Bronycommander]

Well, good luck on that one.

[Multiversecruise]

thanks for the warning not to read them, since theyll be bad on purpose

[Boulder]

HELLO if I hadn't said it, what you deaf? kidding...really!

[UniqueSKD]

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It's writing purposefully awful fanfics with the intent of annoying the idiots out there.

HOW DO I NEED LUCK WITH THAT!?!

[UniqueSKD]

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As if you'd actually read them, since you are one of few with standards. XD

[UniqueSKD]

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I'm such a sad sack of crap, aren't I?

I deserve to die.

[TheDizzyDan]

This would have been more effective if you had placed the read all button at the very beginning.

I usually prefer unabashed trolling, but we'll see.
If you're ever looking to make a verbose one, I might be able to help. Verbosity is both a passion and a skill I can offer. If you need an example, I did a verbose translation of Bendy's Big Pinkie Pie Warms You Up, and I have a video to prove it. It tends to up the word count, naturally, so I would not recommend it for something terribly long.

[Bronycommander]

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That is has the Desired effect

[UniqueSKD]

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Well I don't know ANY of the new features added to this stupid cock-nobbling site, dude! What Read All button? WHERE THE HELL IS THE MANUAL FOR THIS STUFF, KNIGHTLY? YOU STUPID C**T! I HATE YOU KNIGHTLY! I HOPE YOU GO HOME AND YOUR WIFE TAKES THE CHILDREN AND SHE BLOODY LEAVES YOU!

Oh I'm so triggered. I hate the admins on this site.

Also, I would rather you didn't help me because you really don't want your name attached to the bad stories I have planned.

[TheDizzyDan]

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It's actually a function called "Page break" for the read more button. It has been around for as long as I have been here.

I'm kind of stuck using mobile and computers that are not my own in order to access the site properly.

The offer stands. I already considered that. I considered that when I did an audio reading of that verbose version I wrote.
I appreciate your looking out for me. If you do not want to make a verbose fic with me on the project, that's okay. I just wanted to put that out there.

[UniqueSKD]

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Sorry, I was reading the webcomic TwoKinds. Such a brilliant story. Absolutely love this comic. And it's made by Markiplier's brother!

[GivingSpider]

Well, I'm glad to see you back and I wish you well

[UniqueSKD]

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Hang on...

Ponies Shagging...
GIVING-Spider...

There's a sex joke in there somewhere but I need time to think of it.

Oh, and I never left. I just lost interest in fanfiction writing because it is the least rewarding thing in this fandom. Plus everyone gave me shit for it and I came to despise the admins of this site. I hate Meeester, and I hope that frowning thing he calls his face droops so low it slides off in a comical fashion.

I feel very triggered, couldn't you tell?

[TheDizzyDan]

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I'm not very much into web comics, but you're forgiven. A response to what I actually said would have been a nice accompaniment to the apology, though.

[UniqueSKD]

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Well, I'm an idiot so I forgot.

[Bambisbb]

Writing shoddy NSFW is my favorite way to pass the time, honestly.

[TheDizzyDan]

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Anybody can forget, friend.

[UniqueSKD]

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Stop talking and tell me I'm an idiot, dude.

Wait a minute...that doesn't sound right...

YOU SEE? I'M AN IDIOT! XD

[UniqueSKD]

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BAMBI !!!

YAY! THE ADORABLE BAMBI IS HERE!

Now I might actually feel like writing crappy stories that get noticed for a day and then forgotten in favor of shoddily written porn stories!

[TheDizzyDan]

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You don't know me very well. I'm not keen to tell lies to my friends, even when they're believable.

In the name of the Inquisition, I exhort you to acknowledge your intelligence!

[Bambisbb]

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Tbh I your writing no matter what, and I really like bad clopfics (God bless superultimatebrony, my lord and Savior of horrible crossover clopfics, may he and his stories rest in peace), so you can rest assured I'm gonna be checking up more often 😘

[UniqueSKD]

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God bless your sweet adorable little heart.