Tom Left Me For Boulder · 6:01pm Jun 16th, 2017
Tom the Rock just left me for Maud's pet rock Boulder!
He said I was too 'real' for him.
We were only married for one day. Nuuuuu!
I guess I didn't rock his world.
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Tom the Rock just left me for Maud's pet rock Boulder!
He said I was too 'real' for him.
We were only married for one day. Nuuuuu!
I guess I didn't rock his world.
the puns are bad and your awesome and crazy
4572928 I am happy that you think so.
4572930 I know right? I crie evertim.
4572932 I am glad that it could make you smile. :)
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but mostly the puns are bad
Don't worry about time. He seemed like a rough sort to me. And wha boulder saw in him, is beyond me. I've met Boulder before, and Boulder is pretty smooth.
Don't let this get you down Libra, you are a diamond, and deserve better.
How DARE he leave you! Ungrateful jerk!
You can say that his felings are hard as a rock
Don't worry Lyra, you were too good for him.
If you ever need some loving, I wouldn't mind sharing Rainbow Dash with you. ;)
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4572942 I am full of bad puns.
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i believe you lyra
4572948 Aww thank you for the kind words, my friend. Keep on being awesome.
4572973 At least Tom finally found someone who can rock his world. :(
4573002 That is so true.
4573005 Aww thank you for the offer. But I will leave the Rainbow Dash loving to you. ;)
4573024 Yay!
4573029 I couldn't resist his rock solid abs.
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now the true question can i take it
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4573038 I believe you can. XD
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a nice stone, gem, or rock to enjoy
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Takes awesome to know awesome
4573048 seriously your jokes almost always makes me smile
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i just understood what i just said and i did not mean it in way in a way that i am asking you out
4573052 Thank you for the kind and encouraging words.
I will just have to keep rolling along until I can find a rock, gem, or stone to be my own.
4573053 D'awww thank you kindly.
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true
4573062 It's all good. I understood what you meant.
And I am glad that they do. XD
4573073 good, hugs?
You could say that conclusion was already set in STONE.
4573072 Yay!
4573148 Sure! Many hugs and snuggles to you. :)
4573422 That is so true!
4573586 yay *huggles you*
4573632 Yay for the huggles.
4573788 yay
Guess you didn't make him rock hard enough
4574603 That's probably true.
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forgive me i had to
4576819 I understand.
Well he's as thick as a rock!
4577831 That is so true!
4578127
*hugs*
4578206 Many hugs and snuggles to you as well. :)
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*deep inhale* yay
4579962 Yay!
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