So I woke up this morning... · 4:16pm Oct 6th, 2012
... COMPLETELY hung over from drinking way too much, think right around that point where you AREN'T barfing up a storm but still going to regret life tomorrow, and I open my computer, and find a partially written one-shot story. The grammar is awful, the spelling is laughable, and at one point, I completely went off onto a tangent about how politics suck, but other than that, I think my drunken self began an alright story.
Because of that, I'm going to see if I can finish this sucks, and have it submitted within... a little bit of time. I have no idea how long, because I haven't really taken much time to edit the first part, but who knows? Seriously though, I don't remember writing any of this last night. Strangely enough, that's also how I wrote up half of Anniversary... huh...
Play this in the background while reading.
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Why'd I get drunk, gotta stop doing that
Gotta check my stuff, see what I did
Writing stories up, drunk me is awesome
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get on my pony site
Gotta check my blog, I see my friends
Checkin' out the front page
Readin' all the comments
Gotta make my mind up
Who is best pony?
It's Ponies, Ponies
Gotta read about Ponies
Everybody's lookin' forward to the update, update
Ponies, Ponies
Gotta write about Ponies
Everybody's lookin' forward to the update
Ponyin', ponyin' (Yeah)
Ponyin', ponyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the update
406103
... you're comments are too damn funny. Is that all you do in your spare time? Find contingencies to various situations that might come up, and then post them when it happens!?
406110 Nah, I just work fast when an idea pops into my head. I saw the title and thought of Friday before I even started reading.
While I will refrain from wagging my finger at you in a scolding manner...
XD I have to say I am now curious as to what you have written!
406163 Then you, good sir, are something else
406405 I not only drink, but I MAKE MY OWN BOOZE
No... really, I do. But yeah, as for what I wrote... it was pretty... interesting. I don't think the metaphor "she was as upset as Republicans were when Obama won the 2008 election" works in a pony fanfic... 
411540 XD That's pretty interesting! Cool!
Yeah...probably not. X'D