I'd been burned out, but I'm hopefully back a bit more often now. May or may not write some. If you'd like to boop me where I'm ALWAYS on, my Discord is mdbgamer. My schedule is wonky though!
Cop 1: did you hear about the guy that got stabbed with a knife?
Cop 2: oh no! Thats forking terrible!
Cop 1: ...
Cop 2: what, to spoon?
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You may want to look up that one about the penguin, the mechanic, and the vanilla ice cream. It's off-color, though.
Or, try this one:
A rope walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve ropes here. You'll need to leave."
The rope walks out of the bar, rumples itself up a bit, and wanders back in.
The bartender asks suspiciously, "Aren't you a rope"?
The rope replies with "No, I'm a frayed knot."
I just bought a thesaurus. When I opened it, all of its pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
If you want more stupid jokes, I can send a PM. :D
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*dies of happiness*
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Was that a yes?