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I beat my muse regularly, yet she keeps coming back for more.

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  • 20 weeks
    An Adventure into Mediocrity

    So. This is it, eh? Your Human and You gets a sequel. Going into this story, I have a general idea of where I want it to go. No behind the scenes tomfoolery, no hidden enemy lurking in the background, no long, convoluted plots—just Max and his moronic adventures.

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    43 comments · 1,159 views
  • 20 weeks
    The Sequel Is Here

    So, for those of you who don't already know, the sequel to Your Human and You was released about two weeks ago. We're now live, baby. And I'm back to pounding whiskey and writing into the wee hours of the morning because the only time I do my best writing is when no one else is awake in my general vicinity, apparently.

    Yeah...

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    5 comments · 1,020 views
  • 53 weeks
    Signal Boost

    I was asked by the powerful and sexy An Intricate Disguise to participate in a blog with other erotica writers in response to MrNumbers' blog. You should go check it out, not only because both sides have

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    10 comments · 1,485 views
  • 88 weeks
    The Next Chapter

    Sorry about the slight delay between chapters of Windy Skies. The next one is turning out to be a little longer than I originally thought it was going to be. That being said, it should be ready to be posted by tomorrow or the day after that. No later than that though, I promise!

    5 comments · 815 views
  • 94 weeks
    Bloodborne:EN Question

    Now, I know most of the people following this story are a little cross with me, seeing as we haven't had an update in over a year. However, I promise that the story is coming; it's all planned out, I just have to write it. That being said, I have a question for you guess concerning the story's point of view.

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    14 comments · 1,233 views
Jun
2nd
2017

Addressing Some Issues · 4:53am Jun 2nd, 2017

Okay, now that we have three chapters down so far (with a grand total of nearly 50k words :applejackconfused:), my good friend Fireball Pusspuss and I would like to address a few things about the story. Or, more accurately, the comments about said story.

Issue #1 - Fetish Requests:
No, we can't do [insert your fetish here] for you. While we appreciate you're excited about the story, we have most—if not all—of it planned out already. If we tried to cram everyone's personal fetish into it, not only would the story end up being far too long for either of our tastes, but it would twist our characters into something they are not.

Issue #2 - Errors and Mistakes:
Yes, we are well aware that there are errors in the chapters. Puss and I slammed out 50k words in about two weeks, give or take a few days, and there is almost guaranteed to be some errors. We have editors, yes, but there is only so much words a person can look at before they begin to blur together, and when the chapters are 15k+ words long, the chances of our editors missing something increase. So, if you happen to find one of these errors Easter Eggs, please PM and I'll change it asap. Your gamer score will thank you for it later.

Issue #3 - The Story's Artwork:
Yes, we are well aware there are six sisters in the story. Yes, we are well aware there are seven batponies in the cover art. Yes, the cover art will be updated with each new achievement you unlock.

Issue #4 - Pusspuss:
He's mine, so all of you can fuck off. Don't look at him, don't talk to him, don't breath at him. None of you are good enough for him, so just leave him alone, you hear me!?

Issue #5 - Kinks:
Yes, this story will be addressing several different kinks and fetishes: some that I have, some the Pusspuss has, some we both have, and a few we don't have. That being said, we realize that not everyone has the same kinks, and we respect that, so please, and I can't stress this enough, do not argue in the comments section about it. If the kink is not your cup of tea, I'm sorry, but posting a comment belittling it and anyone who happens to like it will not make us change our mind. The kink is there to stay, please be mature adults about it. You know, cause this is a clop fic with sex, so you should all be 18 or older. :ajbemused:

Issue #6 - Trigger Warnings
Ha ha, fuck you, we're not doing that shit. This is the internet. We aren't here to hold your hand. You want a safe space? Turn off your compute and go crawl in bed with your mommy, you emotionally unstable baby.

Other than that, we're looking forward to continuing this story and hope you all enjoy reading what we have to offer! :twilightsmile:

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Comments ( 49 )

im ignoring issue 4, one day ill claim him!

Psssh... only thing im wondering about is the update schedule :pinkiecrazy:

Issue #3 - The Story's Artwork:

Yes, we are well aware there are six sisters in the story. Yes, we are well aware there are seven batponies in the cover art. Yes, the cover art will be updated with each new achievement you unlock.

The seventh batpony is the father! Isn't it!? :flutterrage:

4555631 noh, its their mother :3

Lmao at the 6th. Yeah, this is the Internet, not a university or college.

i knew it issue #3

I don't really read the chapters.....I just want to know who he did it with that day and what achievement he unlocked. Clop has never been my thing

don't breath at him
Turn off your compute and go crawl

1. Breathe.
2. Computer.

:trollestia:

Holy shit dudes, 22k words??

I love both of you so much right now.

Is he going to 'snuggle' his adoptive mother too?

Issue #6 - Trigger Warnings

Ha ha, fuck you, we're not doing that shit. This is the internet. We aren't here to hold your hand. You want a safe space? Turn off your compute and go crawl in bed with your mommy, you emotionally unstable baby.

Does that mean I can give you a hard time for the weebshit in chapter 2?
Also is the profile picture before your current one on derpibooru?

4555651
1.) Stop breaking Rule #4.

2.) Get back to working on The Substitute Demon.

4555631

The truth can never be silenced.

Issue #6 - Trigger Warnings
Ha ha, fuck you, we're not doing that shit. This is the internet. We aren't here to hold your hand. You want a safe space? Turn off your compute and go crawl in bed with your mommy, you emotionally unstable baby.

Y-You too... :applecry:

I had no idea that you wrote all this in just two weeks! I don't know how you guys did it. I'm absolutely loving this story so far, it's got such a great mix of characters and the humour/sex ratio is great too. It is by far the best story of the ones I'm reading right now.

To address Issue 6, I thought the inter was for porn? So why do we need warnings?

Oh my God, 4# and 6# are the best ones! :rainbowlaugh:

But PussPuss is so damn gorgeous! You can't keep him for yourself!

Sorry for breaking #2 and grammar nerding in your comments :twilightsheepish:.

Yes, this story will be addressing several different kinks and fetishes: some that I have, some the Pusspuss has, some we both have, and a few we don't have. That being said, we realize that not everyone has the same kinks, and we respect that, so please, and I can't stress this enough, do not argue in the comments section about it. If the kink is not your cup of tea, I'm sorry, but posting a comment belittling it and anyone who happens to like it will not make us change our mind. The kink is there to stay, please be mature adults about it. You know, cause this is a clop fic with sex, so you should all be 18 or older.

Considering how perfect it is thus far, and that even kinks I don't usually enjoy rustled my jimmies, I am totally okay with nearly anything you guys do. And even if I wasn't okay with it... MY OPINION DOESN'T MEAN SHIT! KEEP THE REALISTIC BATPONE PUSS PUSS COMING YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS! :yay:

4555672 #6 should be the "enter" screen for any forum or forum like site

Mmm... as for #1, I can certainly hope to see one fetish of mine, there's definitely a good chance of seeing it :trollestia: hoho

Issue #4 - Pusspuss:
He's mine, so all of you can fuck off. Don't look at him, don't talk to him, don't breath at him. None of you are good enough for him, so just leave him alone, you hear me!?

silently plots to kidnap Pusspuss and hide him in his closet

Hehehe, in all realness, can't wait for more from you guys, legitness! This story is going awesomely, but don't strain yourself! :heart:

He's mine, so all of you can fuck off.

True love.

Hey Maxie about rule #4. that thing still on? :rainbowwild:

I actually scrolled back up to the top of the blog on issue six, to see if I could give a blog a thumbs up. You can't but you have my thanks for making me laugh this early in the morning.

My fetish is a writer not writing about my fetish request. I'm so happy that you were able to fit in my personal fetish.

Dan

So no batsister doing a classic burlesque balloon dance for him before they get busy? Aww....

The fuck are 'trigger warning's? Are they when you tag fetishes in the description so specific content is easier to find?

I eat ass xd

4555645
I'm sorry... what? Can't help but be confused at someone in the comment section of Max's... anywhere saying "clop isn't my thing."

That's like casually going to a McDonalds, looking at their menu to see if they've got anything new, then when a cashier asks for your order you say, "fast food isn't my thing."

No fuck you I'll fight you for that sweet juicy Pusspuss

Nice post! Clear, mature, and funny. Even if I'm uncomfortably and furiously aroused reading this story I have to admit it's well done. Kudos :eeyup:

4556124 I come to MadMax to read Lunar Rebirth, that's about it. I'll read stories that have clop in it, but not stories that have clop as the central focus. I think of it like a buffet, there's a lot of options and I'll sample something. Clop is like something that looks interesting, but has an unusual taste. So its not my thing.

4556316
Ah, see that's what I was thinking might be the case after writing my comment. Fair enough.

You're still a magnificent Bastard

4556316
I'm really confused... if you don't like it then don't read it. Stop staring at the weird chili and go back to eating the salads that you like. Plus, if you're not going to read the clop, then your going to missing 50% of the character development. The clop in this is a part of the story. Yes it is mostly smut, but its smut that drives the characters and story.

Unless you really just don't care and just want to see the next picture... then... enjoy? :twilightsheepish: but... half the fun is getting to actually meet the characters and see what happens to them.

PussPuss has already been stolen by my evil hand.

4556439 No I read it, just not all of it. I just don't read it for any sexual gratification.

4556779

You should see a doctor about your low Testosterone.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

4555645 Can oddly respect this.

Just curious, but do you have the chapters written already and are releasing them after editing them, or are you, somehow, writing them one after another in an extemely short period? Either way is pretty imressive given the high quality of the story so far.

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We're having to write them as fast as possible. :applejackconfused:

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Impressive considering how quickly the first two chapters were pumped out. That's a lot of words for a lot of quality.

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