Polyamory poll anal-ysis. You're gonna be walkin' funny after this! · 7:25pm May 27th, 2017
Results taken as of 7:40 AM PDT.
Which characters?
54 - Twilight Sparkle
Oh my! Twilight beat out Cadence for the top spot! You all really want to see some hot sibling belly-slapping I guess!
53 - Cadence
Well I expected this to be the top, but at least she's close! Mmmm close.
51 - Celestia
Poor Celestia; she didn't want to be at the top of the poll. Yet. I'm sure she'll cum around.
48 - Shining Armor
Shining is highest of the males, which is expected. If I had a chance to get plowed by any stallion in the show, it'd likely be Shining.
47 - Luna
Well almost as high as her sister; either way we'll need her assistance with said sister!
44 - Chrysalis
It's funny to me how they designed Chrysalis to be frightening in her true form, yet she's considered sexy by so many bronies.
42 - Twilight Velvet
Not surprising that #1's milf would be high!
36 - Spike
Dragons are sexy in general! Spike's sexy and he doesn't know it.
32 - Fluttershy
Well she's the higest of the ponies that I hadn't actually planned on including, so maybe I should find a way!
30 - Rainbow Dash
Also really high! I supposed it shouldn't be surprised that the pegasai are so high.
29 - Rarity
Rarity would probably be appalled that Flutters and Rainbow beat her, but don't worry Rarity, you're still hot. Just not Flutterhot.
28 - Applejack
I'm kind of surprised AJ got higher than Pinkie, but whatever!
24 - Thorax
Thorax is pretty low, but is also male, and we need males, so he'll still be in regardless. We need someone to bone those mares at the top of the list, after all!
21 - Pinkie Pie
Poor Pinkie. The mane6 that probably likes getting laid the most was at the bottom. Luckily, she probably likes being on the bottom!
20 - Night Light
Well he's in by default, but won't be the center of attention I guess.
13 - Kevin
I probably should have used Doomie instead of Kevin. In fact, I was going to treat them as one in the same, so probably should have put Doomie as the name. Not sure if that would have changed things or not!
The below are write-ins
7 - Spitfire
Here we have the highest ranking of the write-ins. I didn't expect any of them to get this high actually. Since Rainbow is fairly high for the mane6, maybe I could have them both in a chapter somehow.
4 - Ember
She's also pretty high. Though one issue with her is that the story takes place mostly during season 3 and early season 4, and she isn't introduced until season 6. If I did her, it'd probably be in its own story rather than included in this one, but I might think of a way.
4 - Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle
With the CMC, I guess it depends on their age. At the time this happens, I'd imagine them as pre-teens, and I was going to try and keep young-foalcon out of this particular story. Though if you do like foalcon with them, maybe you could check out "Mentally Advanced Series: HOO".
2 - Maud, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie
Starlight has the same issue as Ember, especially since I'd want any 'activities' with her to not affect what happens to her in season 5 onward. Trixie and Maud are always fun to write, maybe I'll think of a way to cameo them.
1 - (blank), Blueblood, Discord, Fleetfoot, Gabby, griffins, Moondancer, Raven, Sunburst, Sunset Shimmer, Zephyr Breeze
I included (blank) because it made me think of Blank Check, and I wondered if I should include some OCs in this, assuming I can get permissions from the OC creators. Any ideas on that idea? Which OCs should I ask permission for?
Fleetfoot could fit in if I use Spitfire and Rainbow, and Discord being silly and/or evil might be an excuse to get Fluttershy into it. Since he's 'reformed' in season 3, or at least pretends to be to avoid punishment, maybe he can pull some shenanigans right after being reformed.
The others don't pop any ideas into my head, though a Gabby cameo might be potentially cute. I don't want to overload with too many characters!
Subject Matter:
55 Incest (sibling)
I guess this goes right alone with my comment on Twilight winning the first poll!
50 Vaginal
Yeah I'd think so. It'd be harder to do an impregnation fic without this!
45 Group Sex (3-4 participants)
And it'd be hard not to have group sex in a story about a group relationship!
41 Incest (parent)
Nothing like watching a stallion put it in the hole he came out of. And all the other combinations, but I can't think of cute-lewd ways of describing those right now.
38 Group Sex (5+ participants), Impregnation (of female)
Same as above I guess! I suppose I'll have somewhat fewer 5+ than 3-4. I might cut some large groups up so that I describe all of one act, then jump back and describe all of the act going on next to them, rather than jumping back and forth.
And then impregnation, yep. That's bound to happen when vaginal is #2 in the list! And when it's a fic about impregnation!
36 Public Sex (blatant)
In a lot of my work, I go by my head-canon that public sex isn't actually illegal in Equestria, just rude. It might be more fun if it's illegal and they're doing it anyway though. Maybe! Or at the wedding and just say it's legal because it's a private ceremony.
35 Anal (on female), Blowjob (by female), Public Sex (discreet)
So the standard straight-mare activities that everypony loves. Also more discreet sex, I'll have to include both discreet and blatant since they're close.
34 Gender Shift (female->male)
I guess this is basically futa. It got higher than sex toys, so I'll try to do it this way more often than with a strap-on.
33 Rough Sex
This beat out gentle sex, which probably isn't surprising! I'll have both but more this, perhaps.
32 Oviposition
Well this is over the 50% mark compared to the #1 fetish. Due to that and the result of the 'Chrysalis' gender' poll, we'll have at least a bit of this.
31 Dirty Talk, Stomach Bulges
Standard happy-stuff! Since it's about half-way as much as the highest, I'll include them without going too crazy.
30 Cunnilingus, Throat Bulges
Same!
29 Gender Shift (male->female)
Probably best that this is lower than female->male since we have fewer males! Will try to include it at least once though.
28 Aphrodisiac, Bondage
Quite coincidental that these are ranked equally; they go somewhat good together! I have plans for both of these, but they'll be rather consensual.
27 Anal (on male), Cervical Penetration, Sex Toys
I'll try to include male-anal, just not nearly as much of it as female-anal. Cervical penetration is fun, but I'll try not to go overboard with it since many wombs will be occupied. Sex toys are fun too! But I guess we'll stick mostly to using our fleshy parts.
26 Gentle Sex
I'll have some, but it seems peoples favors a bit of roughness!
25 Clothing (socks, jewelry), Humiliation (private)
I separated socks specifically cause I thought a lot of people would want this without full outfits, and I guess I was right! Humiliation can be fun, though not high enough for me to go too far with it.
24 Double Penetration (single hole), Marriage (sex during)
I just realized I didn't do multi-penetration for different holes, but I guess that's implied by group-fun anyway. Still I'll try to 'fit this in' at some point. Marriage sex too, since I guess it goes along with public sex, which got higher.
22 Humiliation (publicly), Swimming
Public humiliation would be harder to do consensual anyway, but may hint at it. And I'm sure we'll end up with some wet ponies at some point, at least.
21 Sensory Deprivation
I have plans for this, but won't spend toooo much time on it.
19 Masturbation
This is mainly for those watching to have something to do, but I'll focus more on the acts.
17 Blowjob (by male), Breasts
I guess you'd rather Shining get it up the bum than down the throat! That's noted. Also: Not breast-people, eh?
16 Choking
We've already had some of this, so that counts for something already. I'll probably limit this more in the future chapters.
14 Pain
Didn't expect this to get high, but included it in case I was surprised.
13 Cucking (heavy), Dreams, Watersports
The Dreams is the only one that surprises me here; I figured it'd be higher. This is probably best, since I'm not even sure how to do a dream sequence. I'll only do one if I think of a good hot or funny way of doing it.
12 Clothing (full outfit)
It's hard to describe outfits anyway.
11 Marriage
So don't include a boring wedding ceremony without some banging going on at it!
10 Cucking (light)
Surprised that heavy got above this, so I guess that's something to consider!
9 Birth
Well this is magic-land, so giving birth is probably rather short and easy anyway. You don't even need an elasticity spell; just teleport it out when it's done! (Fun fact: That would be a bad idea in real life, as traveling through the vagina, for one reason or another, reduces the chance of an infant having allergies).
7 Nursing
Like I said, you people aren't boob-people.
6 Impregnation (of male)
And Shining breathed a sigh of relief.
Write-ins
3 Foalcon, Interspecies
Interspecies I didn't include mainly because it's a given with changelings and a dragon being in the mix. Foalcon is fun, but I was going to keep this story away from younger age foalcon. At the most, we'll have slightly-underage Spike.
1 Accidental Impregnation, Big Belly Pregnancy, Premature Ejaculation, Cross-dressing, Diapers, Mind Control, Pet Play, R63, Sissification, Unbirthing, Unbirthed Sex
Accidental impregnation is something I didn't really think of, but now that it's been pointed out will probably happen at least once. With big bellies, I often give imprecise measurements on that sort of thing and let the reader imagine it as they like. Premature ejaculation may be fine so long as it doesn't prevent him from finishing with a second one!
Many of these are very specific fetishes that I like, but for the rating of this fic, I'll only include them if a lot of people ask for it. Unbirthing and sex while within a womb might go well with a dream sequence, so tell me if you like that idea better than doing it in 'reality'.
How many dicks should Spike have? Two-thirds said two, I guess two! I do prefer this myself as well, since it allows kinkiness like laying two mares belly to belly and doing them both while they make out.
With Chrysalis' gender, we have female with a penis-like ovipositor getting 50.7%, female getting 31.3%, and futa getting 17.9%. That's the way I planned to do her, so that works! She'll have to give the others a lesson in changeling biology.
Spike's age is pretty close with 53.7% saying jailbait. It's been pretty even for the whole time. Since it's close, I'll not make a big deal in-story of him being jailbait. Like I mentioned, I'm not specifying what age is legal in Equestria. You can always imagine that he's only jailbait because he's a dragon and the 'legal age' is higher for those.
And that's it? I'll try my best to get something real done this weekend, of course then I'll need to have editors look at it.
ShiningSparkle for the OTP!
Every Sparklecest is best. Including
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Well, I voted for that to have sibling incest with the princesses :p
Personally, I'd prefer this sequence to come about after Celestia is brought on board, as a way to get Twilight okay with becoming pregnant with Shining's foal. Essentially, it's not technically incest, because she's in the princess' womb, and is her foal at that moment.
Oh boy...
I am super excited.
Also, maybe I just didn't see and I definitely don't remember from the actual story, are they all ponies, humans, or anthro/half&half?
I like breasts just fine, but large, obvious mammaries are mostly just a human thing.
4549855 Yeah I was thinking more of normal crotch-tits, so maybe I should have made separate options for normal and grotesque human-sized breasts.
4549299 These are pure ponies. If they were anthro or human, jailbait Spike wouldn't even be an option cause Fimfiction rules.
4549270 I had a sort of similar idea for Twilight, getting her to admit her feelings for Shining while believing it's dream-Shining.
4549239 Of course! That won't take nearly as much convincing as Twilight/Shining either!
4549213 Yeah I tend to treat Spike like Twilight's surrogate son too, since that's basically what he is. I don't know why else she'd have 'legal custody' of him already in the first episode. Especially now that we know being given a dragon is the exception and not the rule with Celestia's students.
4551077
I dunno dude, I've seen plenty of clopfics with the "foalcon" warning tag in the summary...
But ok, that's nice to know, and probably something that I should just be able to remember.
4551077
I think of him more as a little brother (Lauren didn't intend he be raised by a foal), but either way. It's all good.
4551077
Also, it isn't against FF rules as long as the anthro or human characters are of age (only the ponies are allowed to be foals). You can write a second-person story about being a pedophile human in Equestria raping baby horses, as long as the foals don't have fingers.
4551088 Technically, foalcon is only allowed with ponies, not anthros or humans. I'm sure some has fell through the cracks, and I'd never turn someone in for it myself, but I don't want to risk any ire from moderators.
4551141 Most people think of him more as a little brother than a son, yes. That's my head-canon mainly because the idea of Spike giving Twilight flowers on Mother's Day is adorable.
4551143 Yeah, I know, it is rather silly. Sadly, fimfiction doesn't have much choice in the matter due to Internet white knights that will use anything they can to have sites like this one taken down. It's a pity their server isn't located somewhere that they wouldn't have to care.
4551984
Huh, I guess I didn't understand the rules properly. Good on ya for covering your own ass.
Also, did you get my PM? It's kind of a rollercoaster of emotions.
4551984
I don't think they'd be in any trouble, honestly. There hasn't been an issue in Britain with text of any sort being censored in a very long time. Knighty is just a little paranoid.
Aww, missed the poll. Oh, well, would've voted for Chryssie anyway.
4554286 I'll probably have similar polls later on once people have gotten to know my version of some of the other characters.