Parablog #2 Zesty’s Bizarre adventures through the fandom.

As many may or may not know, I'm a confident and outgoing person, and if you know Dungeons and dragons well, there are some newbies who are relatively quick at get shot in the heads first by an arrow in the first room in the game.

I'm talking to you Brittany!! YOU'RE NOT RAJ FOR CHRIST SAKES!!! CHEESE!

Anywho, I went recklessly across the fandom and kept on trekking and escaped out the other side relatively unscathed, sure, there's much more to come, but I wanna save those special moments with later post and not stall this one.

Here are the top five crazy things I've come across in the fandom. And best of all, I’ve ranked them from least to most craziest!
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#5) There’s a whole community dedicated to communism‽ And I’ve just joined them!!

When you're American Pegasister or a westerner, the last thing you would do is join the communist fandom, but that's exactly what I did!

You might be thinking "What about stalin? What about Mao? What about Pol pot?" Or "You're a traitor your own country and I hate your guts!" Or "Meh". What I heard was quite different, they're "Peaceful communist" not the raging murderous ones they keep on talking about in history class. What does that mean? It means that they're not affiliated with all those communist dictators that keep on showing up at the classroom. We've been misinformed, communism is actually inherently peaceful, it was just the authoritarian dictators who took over just look at all the modern [500 years ago] countries that benefitted from using communism.

There are no modern countries with a communist system, they were all socialist labeled as communist, not communist.

What's that‽ We associate the socialist countries with communism even though they aren't really?

Oh well, truth be told, pure communism, or any "real" communism, has never been a established as a true modern government, or at least maybe on some countries that are too small to really matter, but it seems that in a large scale---what is also true about democracy---is that it seems that no country could actually support such a people involved system. What a shame really,:fluttershysad I really wanted one, but every time it was attempted, our natural born instincts keeps on driving us towards making leaders rather than actually creating a shared, collective experience.

That said: There is one type of peaceful communism we could always rely on, both for sticking to ideology and for peaceful resolution...

HIPPIES!!

(That's me in the background by the way)

That's right! Strictly by definition, hippies create communes all the time where real communism presides, the only dictator is nature itself. Now that's what I call righteous, man.

And best of all, It originated from America. It's the American communism!! BEAT THAT SOVIET UNION! NEAH NAY NAY, WE HAD A BETTER, MORE SUCCESSFUL COMMUNISM THAN YOU EVER HAD!!! AND IT'S NOT SOCIALIST A SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP!!!

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#4) There’s The First Church of Potatosithism, and I’ve joined them too!!

Sometimes, when people get bored and lonely, they can just make stuff up to follow. LIke following a religion that worships the potato version of a god of Sithis. If you don't know who that is, it's the god from the elder scroll series which is a series of video games or whatever.

Don't question me on this one, I don't know why either But that's pretty much me with every religion.

I’ve only follow half of the commandments, you decide which ones I’ve followed. Tee hee hee, I'm a sinner

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#3 Shortskirts&expolosions/Imploding Colon is freaking insane

There once was a Tolkien. It took 17 years to write the masterpiece we called the Lord of the rings. The word count of the book itself, discounting the extra stuff like the cover and whatnot, is about 480,000-490,000 give or take. But imagine you’re in a world where a fanfiction author could write that many words with almost as much grammar skills… in less than a year.

That miracle worker is know as SSE/ IC

When I figured out that there was such an author, my mind… was… freaking... blowned. What’s more amazing is that with skills and patience, she’s about to write an estimate of 3 million word fanfiction series call with less than an estimate of 6 years. That's crazy!!! I'm having trouble just to write a 1000 work fic!!! And she's about to write 12 that will add up to a 3 million! That will take me over a year to read all of that that!

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#2 There’s an continuously updated story is dedicated to turn all of Equestria into a mysogynistic F-hole, and it's even interactive!!

Yep, that pretty much sums it all up, yet if you really want to go into detail.

One crazy bastard named "nohen" got high on libido and shitted an idea of his head. The idea goes like this, there's a main character who's controlled by the commenters. It's like playing dungeons and dragons but with only one character, everyone's playing him, and everyone's horny as f**k. What's crazier is the fact that these people also play their own universes which interact the comment section, each one with their villainous background and everything. The goal is for all of Equestria to get "corrupted" and a happily never after with everyone get f**ked, literally.

I can't begin to explain how crazy this is to me, you'll have to look it up yourself

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#1 Plenty of mind--F-ing dank stories.
There are plenty of mind benders, but have you've ever heard of a mind blender? It's a thing that instead of supposing to make you smarter, it supposed to make you dumber.
If I have to give a reward for the most craziest, messed up, stupidest, most insane, story in the fandom...

Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror
Trying to read the first chapter of this fic and getting out unscathed is like taking the cinnamon challenge, you won't win, it's painful to consume, and impossible to actually process the information through your brain, it could only take so much

There you have it folks, finally, this took forever

I reward you with this gift of a fluttershy, from the Church of Shy of course

See? You're the pet, we're the fluttershy. We pet you and you reward us with love and affection

au revoir everybody!!

(I would like to thank a special Brony for helping me with this list, although he would not be named. There are a few others who've unintentionally help me. I would like to also apologize those for the mess I've created.)