What would happen to a weight scale if Princess Celestia sat on it?

What do you think would happen?

Comments

[Bernkastel988]

The weight scale's Self insert Fic would come true?

[moviemaster8510]

I'd fuck 'er.

[Scarheart]

One simply does not weigh the sun.

[RandomName1]

She'd lay off the cake from that day forward.

[LordAzul]

It would have to deal with the crushing weight of the sun. :)

[Randomfastreader]

it would be crushed, from the force of 4,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+lbs of hydrogen (aprox weight of our sun)

[proclarushtaonasat]

Assuming its an industrial sized scale, made of a super strong enchanted alloy...

Tinfoil.

[DBZcrossover fan]

It would show my phone number in lbs.

[Justin Daniels]

Considering how random you can be, Bendy, I wouldn't be surprised if it starts talking to her in 13375P33K. (LeetSpeek, if nobody gets it.)

And then it would start flirting with her.

But things would get awkward when Luna steps inside, and listens to her sister flirting with the Weight Scale.

... THEN she would complain because the Weight Scale was supposed to be her lover.

...... And THEN you'd either turn it into a three-way with a Weight Scale and the Two Alicorns (somehow), or you'd simply cut it short with the Weight Scale telling them that it actually has a foot fetish... something that no ponies around have... which would then result in this whole thing being an AiE story, possibly titled "Anon F***s Celestia's Weight Scale"... because "Why not?"

[Dying light]

4550822 Couldn't have put it better myself

[Justin Daniels]

4550936 I have to ask... is it bad that I'm actually hoping Bendy makes that a thing, now?

[Dying light]

4550989 Not at all, we can only pray he does