When I go to the gym, I look at other people's butts

I wonder if they look at mine

Comments

[Mystical Rainboom]

That's the deal. They don't notice you looking, so you don't notice them looking.

[Necrogen Lord]

Why would anyone wear small shorts and tight tops if they didn't want to be stared at?

That's like telling someone not to look at a painting that's framed, mounted on a wall and then has several lighting fixtures set up to accentuate it.