Gameloft Changeling Invasion aka Why Equestria needs the Orkin Man! · 12:18am May 19th, 2017
Warning, contains plenty of snark. Feel free to join in!
Okay, have been eagerly awaiting the Changeling Invasion timeline for months now, ever since the last season finale of MLP. I'm sick of these bugs skulking around Canterlot, pretending to be Twilight and the programmers being so lazy they barely animate them anymore...they just stand there in the same pose, doing nothing. It's like shooting fish in a barrel - where's the fun in that?!?
Yeah, 'cause Team Two Sisters ('Tia and Lulu) couldn't stop them the first time (seriously, where WAS Princess Luna that entire time anyways? Man, she must be a HEAVY sleeper!) and Team Twilie continued the grand tradition of Equestian rulers and protectors epically FAILING at their job by letting ALL THE ROYALTY and the Elemental Six get taken even WITHOUT Queen Buggie's help. Heh, at least for an evil leader she seems to have hired help that actually isn't cannon fodder, red shirts or screw-ups this time! Go Team Chrissy!
Seriously, it isn't anything a little (okay well, a LOT, a helluva lot) of RAID couldn't fix.
Okay, a metric fuck-ton of RAID, then.
Gabby an "awesome pony"? First, she AIN'T a pony and second, she's an epileptic version of Pinky Hyper-Pie, which made me hate that episode worse than any of the others.
So THIS is how the bug infestation started in horse town...you're lucky there wasn't an A L I E N facehugger in there, pink party horse.
Oh wow...look at that...a beat-up, colored-like-a-bug and riddled with "holes" box. Wow, that's not suspicious AT ALL.
Yeah, but you better hide those "Sombra eyes" kiddo. Not even the Mane Six are so stupid to ignore that little hint that their spazzy friend may not be feeling well today.
Man, is "she" a FAST thinker!
Coincidentally the same amount of time the programmers at Gameloft spent creating THIS little jewel - yes, that stupid, white box that is our reward for waiting, what 8 HOURS to get a "log" or a "rope" in Bugville? Is anypony else getting this stupid excuse for a graphic in their game? If so, I'd fire some animators and quality-checkers, Gameloft.
Oh yeah, way to go, Spike. Because THAT'S always a safe thing to say that is never a sign of trouble brewing...
To Be Continued...
That's actually kind of neat. You play the part of the story that happened off screen.
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Yeah, despite my bitching here, I'm enjoying the story. I just wish it wouldn't take EIGHT HOURS to complete a task.
That white square is actually a two-dimensional universe. Queen Chrissy is trying to enlist the help of General Zod.
Lol, and don't forget that some the ponies were also blank too. Looks like some Changeling forgot what to look like.