Sneak preview of my upcoming 100 follower special! · 11:32pm May 17th, 2017

Take a look at it below the break, or ignore it completely! I'd prefer if you'd take a look, please.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Also, the mare had yet to account for the fact that there were numerous ponies currently worshiping the conglomerate of weirdness.

Spike, who had been kneeling beside Celestia in worship of the ponies' newfound god, was the first to speak. "Twilight!" he shouted, running towards his adoptive mother with open arms, "You're back!"

Twilight glared at the railgun mounted atop the statue, then back at Spike. Statue, Spike. Statue, Spike. Statue, Celestia's glamorous plot, Spike.

"Back from... where?" she asked, nudging Spike gently aside to get a closer look at the monstrosity that sat before her.

"The dead!" Spike droned, waving his claws in the air for effect, "You've been dead for the past half a year!"

"What."

Spike turned to Celestia, who had already managed to sneak up on her former student and her assumed child. "It's true," she began, patting Spike on the head, "After you sacrificed your life to save the planet from certain doom during your battle with the Illegitimate Space-Goo child of FlackMarakaBakaSchlark, we recognized you as our one and only savior."

Twilight shook her head. "I don't understand!" She cried, "I know I've been alive all my life, and just this morning, I had a hamburger for breakfast!"

"A hamburger."

"Yes, Spike, a big, meaty, juicy hamburger." Twilight replied, rubbing her still-full belly with satisfaction.

Spike rolled his eyes. "And where did you get this hamburger from, anyways? I didn't expect my own adoptive, bookhorse mother to be the kind of mare that liked hamburgers."

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