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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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May
15th
2017

/)('l?,.-/ · 5:25pm May 15th, 2017

Single downvote knocks story out of the top 1000.

This upvote/downvote system is brutal man. Although it makes sense, there are a LOT of stories on this site.

This means there's a lot of stories that could be, and are currently in the top 1000 though~! I know I haven't read them all, so it actually makes me a bit excited to pick up a new fic~

I do know I've read most of the ROMANCE OOOOOOOOOONES!!! I HAVE A HUNGER AND I AM STARVING-

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I recommend Pandemic. It usually updates every Saturday morning and is a great adventure fic.

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I need to read that one, I like Rarity ships.

I write romance but all of them are fiiilllttthhhy. :pinkiegasp:

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Already read and fav'd it~

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I read innocent and naughty, PM me your favorite filth.
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WHEN I'M NOT CRAVING TWO HORSES SLAMMING THEIR FACES AGAINST EACH OTHER-

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Ah, sorry. It got kind of hard to keep track of that. :twilightsheepish:
I remember back when this site showed you a list of who faved your story. :trixieshiftleft:

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How about this story then An Apple Studded Diamond. It spends it's time building up the relationship.

I wish there was more emphasis put on the number of upvotes than the ratio of upvotes to downvotes.

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Ahhhh, that one... I started it, but then was going to wait till it was finished.
And now it is~
Thanks!

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Here is another story I recommend Silver Glow's Journal. Yes it is long but the chapters read fast and darn isn't the protagonist adorable.

I do know I've read most of the ROMANCE OOOOOOOOOONES!!! I HAVE A HUNGER AND I AM STARVING-

He he be... hoo wee, you remind me of The Bazaar. I know no one will get that reference but it was amusing to me!

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