Hypothetically speaking...

Let's say there's a pony on the show you want to murder.

Gruesomely.

With a baseball bat with rusty nails in it.

And a machine gun.

Does that make you a bad person?

Comments

[rikusorasephiroth]

No, it means you're a creative individual who like splatter art that focuses on the colour red.

[ggg-2]

Don't worry. I've got a sawed-off double barrel shotgun with Feather's name already engraved on one of the barrels. .....The other barrel is reserved for Sugar Belle.

[Shamrock95]

4531155 Huh? What did poor Sugar do?

[Shamrock95]

4531155 Little did Feather Bangs know, a mysterious pony was coming to his house to spruce the place up by giving the walls a fresh coat of colour.

And they were all being painted red.

[H123G]

What am I looking at? What did I miss?

[Shamrock95]

4531572 From the latest episode. That there is Feather Bangs, the stallion competing with Big Mac for his crush, and the most insufferable pretty-boy cunt in Equestria.

[H123G]

4532090 Just saw the episode. Holy crap in a barrel this guy! But... I wouldn't worry too much. Give the internet a few days. He'll be the star attraction for fanfics featuring him, tentacles, bondage, gore, and everything under the sun the internet can concoct from its dark void.

[Shamrock95]

4532329 And perhaps an unfortunate encounter with Midnight? :3

[H123G]

4532388 Perhaps.

[Shamrock95]

4532776 I'm in the process of writing it now~

[H123G]

4532799 That'll be interesting.

[Fatblack]

You would only be bad if you didn't want to do any of this.

[King of Madness]

Wow... I was worried that I was the only one who hates Feather Bangs. May I join you in executing him?

As for why ggg-2 wants Sugar Belle dead? Obviously, he's butthurt about his ship being sunk.

[Shamrock95]

4543958 Certainly. I say we throw Feather in a pit with a hungry lion and let them fight to the death.

[King of Madness]

4544089 My money's on the lion.