500 Follower Special: Haikus for All of You’s! · 12:37pm May 13th, 2017
5 years later, I’ve hit 500 followers! Woot!
I wanted to do something special for you guys. Other people have done AMAs, but that just felt… too me-centric, I guess. Like it would do more for me than for y’all. So I thought, what’s something I could do, something small so I could do it for many people…
So I thought, why not do personalized haikus? :o
Basically, if you comment below and say you’d like one, I will write a haiku about you, based on your avatar and/or your name and/or you (if I know you beyond your name and avatar). I’ve never really done this before so I can’t guarantee each one will be amazing, but I’ll do my best :>
This is an experiment. This may turn out to be super fun, or this may turn out to be a disaster… but I wanted to give this a try. If this doesn’t work, then I will take note and stick to an AMA or something next time.
Also note, I want to keep this lighthearted and goofy and fun, and if my haiku is mean or offensive in any way, please know that that was certainly not my intention. I will do my best to keep it lighthearted but please call me out if you think I crossed a line.
Finally, I’ll close this after a week just so I’m not doing these things indefinitely lol.
With that, let’s begin :o
I’ll do one for me first (and it’s a bit mean but it’s okay because it’s from me, to me lol):
Glasses Twi is cute
Dude’s a total dingus tho
He writes lame haikus
lol
Congratulations! I'd love to see what you do for me.
Oh this will be fun. Me please!
I'm in!!
Count me in. I'll be chill about it, so I won't care if it's amazing or not.
Front is a big nerd
I don't know how to haiku
But I tried anyways
Congrats on 500 bud. You deserved everyone of them!
What's that?
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Like his name implies
This guy is always present
And always perfect ;o ;o
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Fan of everything
Mainly, day 1 of the reign
Of the Muffin Queen
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Likes both a card game
And a show about ponies
A YuGiBro-ny?
(sorry, would've done something more specific to YuGiOh but I've never played the game nor seen the show :x )
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Metalhead drummer?
Can’t get more metal than that
…Oh, you can! Sweet tank :P
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So chill, he doesn’t
Even mind this haiku has
An extra syllable :O
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...You're a bigger nerd >:|
I appreciate the try
You're a real nice guy
And thanks. ^u^
4530849 that's perfect.
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It's a poem that follows a 5-7-5 syllable pattern. For example:
Mr. Minati:
Pretty talented artist!
I like your drawings :o
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Oo it was the last line, right? That was amazing if that's the case because it totally works out better for my personality.
I can try my hand
And give Front a haiku too
About our friendship.
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Rarity: "One simply must have a certain taste, darling."
Nice job, though.
Oh, go on then.
Ooh ooh ooh
Pick me pick me
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Thank U and congratz, man!
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The Dragon himself
Looks on with popcorn in hand
Are you entertained?!
(I know the meme is “Are you not entertained?” but I ran out of syllables )
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Do you like bunnies?
Somehow, I think you’d say “yes”
Still, cute avatar ^^
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Yes, the last line :P And aw, thank you :>
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Thanks!
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Thank you c:
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I earnestly seek many people's friendships. There are just so many awesome people to converse with out there.
Huzzah! Soon you'll be amongst the most well known of authors.
Go on, impress me, I'm waiting.
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I dunno about that, kinda doubt it, but we'll see, I suppose :p
I gotta say, that’s
One fancy power button
Rarity approves
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Really nice guy, and
Speaker of marvelous French
His voice enchants me
I hope this pleases the Fenton :o
4531274 *squeeeeeee*
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The Fenton is pleased, you life shall be spared. Go, be in peace.
Ooo! Do one of me! Mine should be easy!
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That’s one metal yam
Probably would make for some
Good moshed pit-atoes :p
I write bad haikus
Some have come to know from me
One more if you please
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You're ClosetBrony?
Your secret is safe with me
Fear not, I won't tell :o